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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Admission - The Facts Don't Lie. Why are You?
The Facts Don't Lie. Why are You?
Dear NFL and NFL Officiating Department,
In the words of Seth Meyers: Really? You have the audacity to defend the ruling last night? http://yhoo.it/Twf9IV (link here saying you support the call for "The Seattle Screw")
In the words of Amy Pohler: Really, NFL Officiating Crew? Really?
You TRULY believe that the proper call was made? Really? I don't understand what you are seeing. I simply do not.
During the game, in 3 minutes, in a fast-paced environment...mistakes happen (this shouldn't have, but it did). Yet, some how, you have the marbles to release a statement in support of the call today. With all the views. With all the camera angles. With all the technology. With millions of other people seeing it, knowing the game, and saying it was wrong. You REALLY still stand by it?
Everything is so clear, yet you cannot even admit fault.
Take some responsibility to the Seattle Screw. Home Cooking?
Bad replacement refs? Poor judgment? Anything. Hell, make up an
excuse about the solar winds. Just don't flat out lie and say it was the right call. The below accurately
depicts the situation. A win was stolen from the Packers. At least
stand up and admit it.
2012 NFL Rule Book
Article 3. Completed or Intercepted Pass
Item 5: Simultaneous Catch. If a pass is caught simultaneously by two eligible opponents, and both players retain it, the ball belongs to the passers. It is not a simultaneous catch if a player gains control first and an opponent subsequently gains joint control.
If the ball is muffed after simultaneous touching by two such players,
all the players of the passing team become eligible to catch the loose
ball. (See http://static.nfl.
Notice
that Packers' MD Jennings clearly catches and controls the ball before
Seattle's Golden Tate gains anything that could be control...unless one arm over someone's shoulder barely touching the ball = control.
Really, NFL? Really, NFL Officiating Crew? Really?! Stop lying to your players, your fans and yourselves. The facts don't lie. Why are you?
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
New York City: The Temporary Residents' Guide
The last time I picked up the "pen" for my blog was March 2011. That is well over a year ago. 17 months if you are keeping score at home (you most certainly are not). Hopefully, the hiatus elevates what you are about to read to a respectable level.
Introducing: my first city review. I hope this can be a tool for people until it becomes irrelevant in a couple of years.
New York City: The Temporary Residents' Guide
People profess their love, write songs and continuously talk about "the energy" of this city. I would bet a small fortune that no other city is the subject of more songs, more art, more...well...anything. Most people in NYC are tourists or lifers. However, there is a distinct group of people, like myself, that are what I will call “semi-locals” – people who view the city through a temporary lens. Limited focus and limited time. Here to try it out, live it for a few years in school, for an assignment, or for a job. Just enough time to truly experience the city, almost call it home, but then move on.
I moved here with my beautiful, talented girlfriend in the summer of 2010 and for all intents and purposes, the clock started ticking. That June, Stephanie was scheduled for 2 years in her program at NYU and unless something drastic happened, we would be California-bound in July 2012. Before I could even blink, all of the sudden, BAM. July 2012. Two years went by with lightning speed...with the exception of the first 3 months. I was miserable when we first landed in NYC. Then, something clicked. Something happened and I realized: This place is fantastic.
Now, it is July 2012 and I am flying somewhere across the middle of the country; California-bound on a one-way ticket via JetBlue. I want to reflect upon how I got from miserable to happy while in New York. With my last Subway ride on the E train as a NYC resident a couple of hours behind me, this seems like the perfect time. I want to provide my advice on navigating The Big Apple for the other "semi-locals" out there. If you are planning on going for a long weekend, or a week, this will likely be overwhelming. However, if you have 6 months, or a couple of years at your disposal, take this as an ongoing to-do list and tips to survival.
Next, finding a place to live. I was lucky in that my girlfriend did the brunt of this work and we found a place through a friend of a friend. I cannot emphasize the words “brunt” and “work” enough. Apartment hunting in NYC is very strange. First of all, they have invented 84 different ways to describe tiny apartments to make them sound livable. Junior 1 Bedroom. Alcove Studio. Railroad Studio. Blah Blah. Anything that sounds funny is likely very small. Next, many buildings/apartments have “brokers” that will show you an apartment. You are thinking: How nice of this person to help me find a place in NYC! Wrong. They are trying to make money. If you like the apartment they show you, get ready to pay 10-15% of the value of a year-long lease. Yes, that is thousands of dollars. Yes, it is stupid. Yes, you want to punch them when you find out (Although, its not really their fault. Explanation here). Despite that, I am convinced they have sales contests. Picture a group of brokers having a contest: “Whoever can actually get a sucker to rent 126 E 3rd Street #B gets a microwave.” My only recco to lessen the pain – find someone with a friend that is moving and take their place. Not an impossible feat if you ask around enough. Also, another option is to find “no-fee” apartments. However, the quality varies wildly based on the rental market. If the rental market is in your favor, you may do ok with one of these apartments. If not, then these “no-fee” apartments are likely hot, sweaty garbage. Speaking of hot, sweaty garbage…
The Weather. Be ready for some of the sweatiest summer weather you have experienced. No central A/C was built into pre-war buildings. Disappointing, right? One specific night really stands out in my mind from my first month in Manhattan. Stephanie and I went out for a nice dinner one evening and decided to walk instead of take a cab. Ya know, to take in our new city. I didn't change after work, so wore a dress shirt (with no undershirt because it was uber-sweaty) and pants. By the time we were halfway home from Greenwich Village to Chelsea, I had sweat through more than 50% of my shirt. It was sticking to me. Lesson learned. The undershirt is necessary.
Additionally, these small apartments serve as little heat boxes during the day. Plus, when you are going to work, Subway stations are uncomfortably hot and sweaty. My first summer was one big, hot, sweaty mess. Try mentally preparing for it. Also, bring extra shirts to work and invest in some good airy tees or dresses. Those of you from the Southeast or South may be prepared, but the masses of people and concrete magnify the issue. And while the city is tremendously clean for its population-to-size ratio, there is a lot of trash...and it frequently smells in the summer.
Once you get through Summer, you will have an amazing Fall. Best time for weather in the city. Sadly, that will give way to the winter months. These weren't as problematic for me because we only experienced 2 winters. Plus, we were treated to the warmest winter in recent memory in 2011/12. But one quick tip: you will be walking so invest in a warm coat and some boots. Something waterproof for your feet will help a ton. Or, just give up, set that money aside for cabs, and practice tip toeing around.
Next, it will be loud at night. Depending on your neighborhood, anywhere from "Consistently Noisy" to "I live next to the ER and want to shoot myself noisy." Get a fan. Play music. Get ear-buds. Something. You will get used to it, but may hate it for the first 3 months (like me).
- Get ready for crowds and people everywhere. If you are a person that likes privacy and personal space, it will be a rough transition for you. Depending on your commute, or where you live, you will be elbow to elbow with people frequently. Try to avoid living by places like Times Square, Grand Central Station, Union Square, and the touristy parts of the Financial District Downtown. If you live on the Upper East Side or Williamsburg in Brooklyn, you may even have to skip a train or two before you can wedge your way aboard the 4/5/6 or L trains.
Be ready to walk and don't fear stairs. While some hate all of the stairs, those that can look past them can actually find better deals on apartments. We had a fourth floor walk up apartment. Not ideal when carrying a bike or heavy groceries. Yet, the rent was reasonable and it got us those aforementioned skylights. As for the walking, that is one of the things I love most about NYC. In fact, on my last night there, I took a random route from my apartment to Magnolia Bakery in the West Village to enjoy that NYC “energy" one last time.
Finally, know that New York makes you work a little harder for things. My dad said it best: "if a car revs at 1,000 rpm while idle, a person in New York revs at about 1,500." While this city is built on conveniences like public transit, stores open when you need them and amazing delivery, something about NYC is very inconvenient. I said to Stephanie at one point that this place gives you nothing. It makes you work for everything. Sounds terrible. I know. Like I said, I struggled living here at first. I left a pretty easy quality of life in LA for a drastically different lifestyle in NYC. A lifestyle I came to truly enjoy. Any move presents change and hopefully you can learn to take the first few punches from NY. Then, you will either learn to love it or appreciate your time in the city. Here are some recommendations and pointers on how to do NYC right.
2) Learn to love and use public transportation. It's a little overwhelming at first, but it is unbelievably useful and convenient. This leads to...
3) Get out of the city. One of the things that helped me get over a bunch of the issues above was how easy it can be to get out of the city. Regional Trains, Buses, or even a zip car can provide really cool activities that aren't too far away. I went upstate, out to Long Island, into Jersey, down to Washington DC, down to Philadelphia, up to Vermont and more. For example, a 2-hour bus ride to downtown Philly is around $13 on Mega Bus or Bolt Bus. More on getaways later.
4) Walk. Walk a lot. Then walk some more. Walking around NYC's parks and neighborhoods is one of the best activities you can do in the city.
While I understand that everyone has their places in NYC, I feel like my list is pretty unbiased except for the natural "west side" tilt due to calling West 16th street my home for the last two years. Before we get to bars and restaurants, I will give you some activities and things to do first.
Touristy Activities (slightly) Off The Beaten Path:
1) Tall building adventure - forget the Empire State building. The lines are long and the tickets are expensive. I heard as much as $50 just to go to the top. Go to The Top of The Rock at Rockefeller center. It's around $20 (less if you search around and buy tickets ahead of time). You get full views of Central Park and get to see the aforementioned other skyscraper. Plus, Rock Center is a more interesting area than 34th street around the Empire State building.
2) Best Way to see Manhattan: boat cruise. You can take one of the random charter boats out of South Street Seaport. Or, you can even take the Staten Island Ferry (free) which serves $3 beer and delivers eye-popping views of Lower Manhattan and you still see the Statue of Liberty. I personally haven't done the Staten Island Ferry, but heard that it is great. I have done a charter tour for a 90-minute sunset cruise around Manhattan and past the Statue of Liberty – it was fantastic.
3) Walking is the theme. Walk the High Line Park on NYC's West Side. The converted elevated railroad tracks were recently expanded, too. It starts in the Meatpacking district around 11th Street and the infamous Standard Hotel (ask around why it’s notorious, or just look at the windows and guess). You can then walk all the way up to the Park’s current endpoint at 32nd street. Very urban, very cool. The cat is out of the bag on this activity, but unless its realllllllly crowded, it is completely worth it.
4) Sporting Event Must See - US Open at Flushing Meadows (Queens). While this is actually very much on the beaten path in NYC, it deserves mention. This amazing event takes over the 7 train from late August through the second weekend of September. I would liken it to a music festival, except for tennis. You can get a court-side seat at dozens of matches during the day to watch lesser named world-class athletes on tiny courts. Or you can watch a match under the lights at legendary Arthur Ashe stadium at night. I recommend taking a day off of work and going on a Thursday or Friday for a day session. Tickets tend to be less expensive and there are more things going on. Truly a must do.
My good friend Steve and his brother, dad and some others invested a day into the US Open in August 2011 and I will not forget it. We were courtside for a men's singles match that featured unranked players Ernests Gulbis and Gilles Muller...and I couldn't have been more engaged. Watching pro tennis from that vantage point is awesome. Plus, Steve's brother Mike and I had a friendly "beer wager" on the winner...which certainly helped up the random bouts of cheering. We caught pieces of 5 matches, including: Andy Murray's early round match in the Arthur Ashe Stadium, Juan Martin del Potro's victory at Louis Armstrong Stadium, a women's doubles match and ended the night at newly renovated Court 17. We took in our last match about 5 rows back and saw Alex Bogomolov Jr (US qualifier) defeat Brazilian Dutra Da Silva. I used my long wing spam to score a souvenir, which the staff originally made me throw back. Boo! Then, Alex (we are boys now, obviously) actually hit a ball back up to me after the next point. Bonus!
Getaways:
Day Trip to Long Beach (Summer): you can take a train out of Penn Station and be 5 blocks from the beach within an hour. I did this twice and it was fun. The Long Island Railroad (LIRR) offers a summer beach package with round trip train fare and beach access for around $20. Note - it does cost money to access the beach. Yes, I know. For a guy moving from LA, I found this to be beyond weird. It is a $12 day fee. Hence I recommend the LIRR package to save a few bucks.
Day Trip to go Apple Picking (Fall): you can get a Zip Car and drive to Maskers Apple Orchard about 45 minutes from Manhattan. Now, if you are a single twenty-something, you can skip this. If you have a family, it's VERY kid-friendly. If you are a young couple, it can be a ton of fun as well. Who doesn't like picking an apple off of a tree, taking a bite, and then saying..."meh" and then throwing the rest on the ground? Yay!
Long weekends:
Summer - Definitely go to Long Island or the NJ shore. My experience in this category is limited, but one of my biggest regrets from my time in New York was never going to Montauk (the furthest east point on Long Island). My friends raved about their recent trip and left me with a severe case of FOMO (fear of missing out) - which I certainly did.
Winter - Vermont for snow sports. I had a great long weekend "brah" trip to Stowe and Killington. The conditions were so poor that we couldn’t even get on the slopes in Killington (it looked cool). Our second day was at Stowe, which was pretty solid for all the bad mouthing of East Coast skiing. If you don’t mind a touch of extra driving, stay in Burlington. It has a good nightlife scene and is a cute town right on a gorgeous lake. Keep in mind I am saying this after a 3-man bro trip, but we found a way to appreciate the scenery.
Biking: Not many options here, but wanted to at least shed some light on biking over the GWB (George Washington Bridge) and into New Jersey. The Palisades Park in New Jersey is not only really beautiful, but also a great workout for bikers. When you get over the bridge, turn left. Then it's down the huge hill and a sharp left into the park. Don't worry, you will get to bike up that same hill later.
Basketball: I play hoops, so wanted to share that NYC has a ton of outdoor courts and a ton of people that play. If you are hardcore, try your luck at the famed West 4th street courts ("The Cage"). If you are like me and played high school ball and intramurals in college, but don't feel like getting dunked on, go for either the Hudson River Parkway Courts near Canal Street or the Sty Town Courts near 16th and 1st Ave (better for Saturdays and Sundays and these days you may need to know someone in the apartments there). Additionally, there are a plethora of leagues available to play in. I played in corporate leagues, Zog Sports leagues, and NY Urban Professional leagues. My favorite was the two corporate leagues as they generally featured better facilities.
Races/Events: If you get a chance, sign up (and train for) either the New York City Marathon or New York City Triathlon. Both events are hard to get into, but if you raise money for charity, you can get in. I did the latter with Team in Training and it was one of the most rewarding events I have completed. Plus, bonus for newbies, it's a great way to meet motivated people. If this sounds terrible and hard, you should definitely go watch one of them. Especially "The Marathon" which thousands go out to watch. In fact, many observers take it as an opportunity to party while thousands of runners beat up their bodies.
Barry's Bootcamp: Located in Chelsea, this bootcamp-only gym features a signature workout that I enjoyed and Stephanie swore to. She even cancelled her gym membership to strictly do Barry's in combination with running/biking. I generally haven't been a fan of the bootcamp fad, but this is a great workout. Two bonus tidbits with Barry's:
a) Tons of good-looking people there if you are looking to bolster your social scene
b) They do have locations in California, London, Norway and even Nashville, TN
Bonus Special Combo Super Neato Section:
Athletic Weekend or Day trip - If you are an active couple, I recommend doing a bike trip up to a B&B in Westchester County. You can bike through Manhattan via the Hudson River Parkway. Then, it gets a little hairy (aka biking through Harlem streets) until you get to Van Cortland Park and the Sawmill Parkway Bike Path. Once you do, you can go for miles. Stephanie and I did about 30-35 miles to Chapaqua and stayed at The Kittle Inn. Great little place with a delicious restaurant. A little on the pricey side at the restaurant but fantastic food and a great weekend adventure. Rooms were very reasonable and very nice. *note - you could take the train or rent a car to get to this area, but that would be cheating.
Slice of Za - Bleecker Street Pizza (west village)
Pizzeria - Lombardi's (NOTE: I never tried Grimaldi's or DiFara's)
Beer Bar - Blind Tiger Alehouse (west village); runner up - Spitzer's (Lower East Side)
Bar – Radegast Hall & Biergarten (Williamsburg); German-style beer hall with both a full menu and a sausage grill in the back of the side room
Favorite Happy Hour - Friday evenings at Brooklyn Brewery. No tours. Nothing fancy. Just a room with some picnic tables and tapped beer. 6 tokens for $20.
Music Venue (indoors) - Bowery Ballroom (east village)
Music Venue (outdoors) - Prospect Park Summerstage (Brooklyn)
Coffee Place - Joe the Art of Coffee (west village location)
Best Breakfast - The Grey Dog (any location, my fave was obviously on our street)
Best Baked Goods - The Grey Dog (gluten free available)
Restaurant (overall) - Emporio (Italian, has gluten free options); fantastic food, cool ambiance, not overly expensive
Best dessert - Magnolia Bakery Banana Pudding
Great Bar for a Late Night Group Event - 2nd on 2nd Karaoke (east village). Get a Room.
Least Boring Museum - Natural History Museum
Best Fancy Dinner - Eleven Madison Park (best dining experience of my life, Thanks to Wayne Hardwick!)
Best Dive Bar - Dive 75 (upper West side); they have free candy and board games!
Outdoor Bar (downtown) - Standard Bier Garden. Can be crowded and pretentious, but a cool spot nonetheless.
Outdoor bar (uptown) - tie Boat Basin (younger) or Pier i (family friendly, solid spot for a post bike-ride beer if you do the bike over the GWB mentioned previously)
Unique Bar - Fraunces Tavern (Financial District): George Washington drank here. Nothing else needs to be said.
Favorite Deli - All of them. One of the finer things of NYC is the abundance of great delis!
Midtown Lunch Spot - "the Italian Deli" on 45th btwn 5th and 6th. I don't even know the real name. This place has great sandwiches. The guy has the change ready before you even know how much it costs.
Best ethnic food (takeout or delivery) – Taim; West Village location. Amazing falafel and smoothies. Nod to Alyson Yaffe for introducing me to this place via Food Truck.
Best ethnic food (sit down) –
Tie: Graffiti: Indian/American fusion. Tapas-Style (East Village). Thanks to Jeff Tomczek for this little gem. *Note - this place is tiny. It literally has 10 tables. You have to slide behind the cooks to get to the restroom. Ohhh New York!
Tie: Kuma Inn: Asain-style Small Plates. (Lower East Side). BYOB. Solid prices and fantastic flavors. Small, Second floor restaurant that you would never know existed even if you lived in the neighborhood.
Burger (fancy) - The Spotted Pig (west village). Cool west village staple.
Burger (divey) - The Corner Bistro (west village). Super dive. Only like 6 things on the menu. Beers are $2 for 10 oz. of McSorley ale
(Fun Fact - McSorley's is the oldest bar in NYC)
Best Sushi (someone else is paying) - Blue Ribbon Sushi west village
Best Sushi (affordable) - Edo Sushi (union square); my first and only visit was today; my last in NY.
Fast(er) Foods - I generally love the Delis. But one other great spot is Chickpea. Shawafel Salad with a bunch of toppings and a side of pita is around $8. Done.
That’s it. That's my hot list. Sizzling, I know. My flight is almost over, my tray table is up, and I am feeling closure. Ready to take on the next chapter in Northern California. As with all guides and lists, some things were left on the sidelines. That is to be expected. At the end of this, hopefully it can help to acclimate you (or your friends or strangers) for the initial challenges of NYC. Once you overcome some of its downsides and open your mind to the unique lifestyle, this city really provides a plethora of adventure.
New York City: The Temporary Residents' Guide
People profess their love, write songs and continuously talk about "the energy" of this city. I would bet a small fortune that no other city is the subject of more songs, more art, more...well...anything. Most people in NYC are tourists or lifers. However, there is a distinct group of people, like myself, that are what I will call “semi-locals” – people who view the city through a temporary lens. Limited focus and limited time. Here to try it out, live it for a few years in school, for an assignment, or for a job. Just enough time to truly experience the city, almost call it home, but then move on.
I moved here with my beautiful, talented girlfriend in the summer of 2010 and for all intents and purposes, the clock started ticking. That June, Stephanie was scheduled for 2 years in her program at NYU and unless something drastic happened, we would be California-bound in July 2012. Before I could even blink, all of the sudden, BAM. July 2012. Two years went by with lightning speed...with the exception of the first 3 months. I was miserable when we first landed in NYC. Then, something clicked. Something happened and I realized: This place is fantastic.
Central Park - View of Upper West Side
Now, it is July 2012 and I am flying somewhere across the middle of the country; California-bound on a one-way ticket via JetBlue. I want to reflect upon how I got from miserable to happy while in New York. With my last Subway ride on the E train as a NYC resident a couple of hours behind me, this seems like the perfect time. I want to provide my advice on navigating The Big Apple for the other "semi-locals" out there. If you are planning on going for a long weekend, or a week, this will likely be overwhelming. However, if you have 6 months, or a couple of years at your disposal, take this as an ongoing to-do list and tips to survival.
Adjusting.
First, set your expectations when finding a place to live. Unless you are ready to drop a pretty penny on rent, go ahead and forget about amenities. If you are lucky, you will get an amenity. One. Single. Amenity. Maybe an elevator? Maybe outdoor space? Maybe a dishwasher. Unless you get roommates. Then maybe you will get two or three. I have a friend who has two amenities: dishwasher and a small balcony. He pays $2700/month for a 1 bedroom. Our amenity, you ask? We had skylights in our living room and bathroom.Next, finding a place to live. I was lucky in that my girlfriend did the brunt of this work and we found a place through a friend of a friend. I cannot emphasize the words “brunt” and “work” enough. Apartment hunting in NYC is very strange. First of all, they have invented 84 different ways to describe tiny apartments to make them sound livable. Junior 1 Bedroom. Alcove Studio. Railroad Studio. Blah Blah. Anything that sounds funny is likely very small. Next, many buildings/apartments have “brokers” that will show you an apartment. You are thinking: How nice of this person to help me find a place in NYC! Wrong. They are trying to make money. If you like the apartment they show you, get ready to pay 10-15% of the value of a year-long lease. Yes, that is thousands of dollars. Yes, it is stupid. Yes, you want to punch them when you find out (Although, its not really their fault. Explanation here). Despite that, I am convinced they have sales contests. Picture a group of brokers having a contest: “Whoever can actually get a sucker to rent 126 E 3rd Street #B gets a microwave.” My only recco to lessen the pain – find someone with a friend that is moving and take their place. Not an impossible feat if you ask around enough. Also, another option is to find “no-fee” apartments. However, the quality varies wildly based on the rental market. If the rental market is in your favor, you may do ok with one of these apartments. If not, then these “no-fee” apartments are likely hot, sweaty garbage. Speaking of hot, sweaty garbage…
The Weather. Be ready for some of the sweatiest summer weather you have experienced. No central A/C was built into pre-war buildings. Disappointing, right? One specific night really stands out in my mind from my first month in Manhattan. Stephanie and I went out for a nice dinner one evening and decided to walk instead of take a cab. Ya know, to take in our new city. I didn't change after work, so wore a dress shirt (with no undershirt because it was uber-sweaty) and pants. By the time we were halfway home from Greenwich Village to Chelsea, I had sweat through more than 50% of my shirt. It was sticking to me. Lesson learned. The undershirt is necessary.
Additionally, these small apartments serve as little heat boxes during the day. Plus, when you are going to work, Subway stations are uncomfortably hot and sweaty. My first summer was one big, hot, sweaty mess. Try mentally preparing for it. Also, bring extra shirts to work and invest in some good airy tees or dresses. Those of you from the Southeast or South may be prepared, but the masses of people and concrete magnify the issue. And while the city is tremendously clean for its population-to-size ratio, there is a lot of trash...and it frequently smells in the summer.
Once you get through Summer, you will have an amazing Fall. Best time for weather in the city. Sadly, that will give way to the winter months. These weren't as problematic for me because we only experienced 2 winters. Plus, we were treated to the warmest winter in recent memory in 2011/12. But one quick tip: you will be walking so invest in a warm coat and some boots. Something waterproof for your feet will help a ton. Or, just give up, set that money aside for cabs, and practice tip toeing around.
Next, it will be loud at night. Depending on your neighborhood, anywhere from "Consistently Noisy" to "I live next to the ER and want to shoot myself noisy." Get a fan. Play music. Get ear-buds. Something. You will get used to it, but may hate it for the first 3 months (like me).
- Get ready for crowds and people everywhere. If you are a person that likes privacy and personal space, it will be a rough transition for you. Depending on your commute, or where you live, you will be elbow to elbow with people frequently. Try to avoid living by places like Times Square, Grand Central Station, Union Square, and the touristy parts of the Financial District Downtown. If you live on the Upper East Side or Williamsburg in Brooklyn, you may even have to skip a train or two before you can wedge your way aboard the 4/5/6 or L trains.
Be ready to walk and don't fear stairs. While some hate all of the stairs, those that can look past them can actually find better deals on apartments. We had a fourth floor walk up apartment. Not ideal when carrying a bike or heavy groceries. Yet, the rent was reasonable and it got us those aforementioned skylights. As for the walking, that is one of the things I love most about NYC. In fact, on my last night there, I took a random route from my apartment to Magnolia Bakery in the West Village to enjoy that NYC “energy" one last time.
Finally, know that New York makes you work a little harder for things. My dad said it best: "if a car revs at 1,000 rpm while idle, a person in New York revs at about 1,500." While this city is built on conveniences like public transit, stores open when you need them and amazing delivery, something about NYC is very inconvenient. I said to Stephanie at one point that this place gives you nothing. It makes you work for everything. Sounds terrible. I know. Like I said, I struggled living here at first. I left a pretty easy quality of life in LA for a drastically different lifestyle in NYC. A lifestyle I came to truly enjoy. Any move presents change and hopefully you can learn to take the first few punches from NY. Then, you will either learn to love it or appreciate your time in the city. Here are some recommendations and pointers on how to do NYC right.
Pointers.
1) Don't be borough-biased. Manhattanites are the obvious culprits here, but it is a general rule. Brooklyn has some fantastic neighborhoods, restaurants and parks. While I admittedly didn't explore Queens, I have heard the same. These areas also offer some breathtaking views of the Manhattan skyline. Throw on your Lewis and Clark Hat and explore.2) Learn to love and use public transportation. It's a little overwhelming at first, but it is unbelievably useful and convenient. This leads to...
3) Get out of the city. One of the things that helped me get over a bunch of the issues above was how easy it can be to get out of the city. Regional Trains, Buses, or even a zip car can provide really cool activities that aren't too far away. I went upstate, out to Long Island, into Jersey, down to Washington DC, down to Philadelphia, up to Vermont and more. For example, a 2-hour bus ride to downtown Philly is around $13 on Mega Bus or Bolt Bus. More on getaways later.
4) Walk. Walk a lot. Then walk some more. Walking around NYC's parks and neighborhoods is one of the best activities you can do in the city.
Dusk in SoHo
While I understand that everyone has their places in NYC, I feel like my list is pretty unbiased except for the natural "west side" tilt due to calling West 16th street my home for the last two years. Before we get to bars and restaurants, I will give you some activities and things to do first.
My Favorites.
Parks: If you are staying for a few days, you have to do Central Park. That is a no brainer. But, if you are staying for a week, venture to the Brooklyn Waterfront near DUMBO (by the Brooklyn Bridge). That is my second favorite park in the area. I recommend renting a bike (or buying one if you can find space for it) and riding over the Brooklyn or Manhattan bridges to spend some time in this underrated park. Bonus points if you learn what DUMBO stands for.
Two Bridges. One Park.
Touristy Activities (slightly) Off The Beaten Path:
1) Tall building adventure - forget the Empire State building. The lines are long and the tickets are expensive. I heard as much as $50 just to go to the top. Go to The Top of The Rock at Rockefeller center. It's around $20 (less if you search around and buy tickets ahead of time). You get full views of Central Park and get to see the aforementioned other skyscraper. Plus, Rock Center is a more interesting area than 34th street around the Empire State building.
2) Best Way to see Manhattan: boat cruise. You can take one of the random charter boats out of South Street Seaport. Or, you can even take the Staten Island Ferry (free) which serves $3 beer and delivers eye-popping views of Lower Manhattan and you still see the Statue of Liberty. I personally haven't done the Staten Island Ferry, but heard that it is great. I have done a charter tour for a 90-minute sunset cruise around Manhattan and past the Statue of Liberty – it was fantastic.
Boat Cruise - Looking at Lower Manhattan
3) Walking is the theme. Walk the High Line Park on NYC's West Side. The converted elevated railroad tracks were recently expanded, too. It starts in the Meatpacking district around 11th Street and the infamous Standard Hotel (ask around why it’s notorious, or just look at the windows and guess). You can then walk all the way up to the Park’s current endpoint at 32nd street. Very urban, very cool. The cat is out of the bag on this activity, but unless its realllllllly crowded, it is completely worth it.
High Line Park: NYC West Side
My good friend Steve and his brother, dad and some others invested a day into the US Open in August 2011 and I will not forget it. We were courtside for a men's singles match that featured unranked players Ernests Gulbis and Gilles Muller...and I couldn't have been more engaged. Watching pro tennis from that vantage point is awesome. Plus, Steve's brother Mike and I had a friendly "beer wager" on the winner...which certainly helped up the random bouts of cheering. We caught pieces of 5 matches, including: Andy Murray's early round match in the Arthur Ashe Stadium, Juan Martin del Potro's victory at Louis Armstrong Stadium, a women's doubles match and ended the night at newly renovated Court 17. We took in our last match about 5 rows back and saw Alex Bogomolov Jr (US qualifier) defeat Brazilian Dutra Da Silva. I used my long wing spam to score a souvenir, which the staff originally made me throw back. Boo! Then, Alex (we are boys now, obviously) actually hit a ball back up to me after the next point. Bonus!
Luckily Caught a Ball on Court 17
Day Trip to Long Beach (Summer): you can take a train out of Penn Station and be 5 blocks from the beach within an hour. I did this twice and it was fun. The Long Island Railroad (LIRR) offers a summer beach package with round trip train fare and beach access for around $20. Note - it does cost money to access the beach. Yes, I know. For a guy moving from LA, I found this to be beyond weird. It is a $12 day fee. Hence I recommend the LIRR package to save a few bucks.
Day Trip to go Apple Picking (Fall): you can get a Zip Car and drive to Maskers Apple Orchard about 45 minutes from Manhattan. Now, if you are a single twenty-something, you can skip this. If you have a family, it's VERY kid-friendly. If you are a young couple, it can be a ton of fun as well. Who doesn't like picking an apple off of a tree, taking a bite, and then saying..."meh" and then throwing the rest on the ground? Yay!
View from the Orchards at Maskers
Long weekends:
Summer - Definitely go to Long Island or the NJ shore. My experience in this category is limited, but one of my biggest regrets from my time in New York was never going to Montauk (the furthest east point on Long Island). My friends raved about their recent trip and left me with a severe case of FOMO (fear of missing out) - which I certainly did.
Winter - Vermont for snow sports. I had a great long weekend "brah" trip to Stowe and Killington. The conditions were so poor that we couldn’t even get on the slopes in Killington (it looked cool). Our second day was at Stowe, which was pretty solid for all the bad mouthing of East Coast skiing. If you don’t mind a touch of extra driving, stay in Burlington. It has a good nightlife scene and is a cute town right on a gorgeous lake. Keep in mind I am saying this after a 3-man bro trip, but we found a way to appreciate the scenery.
Stowe Resort, VT
Section For the Athletes.
Running: Everyone knows about jogging in Central Park. It does rule. However, it's not easily accessible to Lower Manhattanites. However, the Hudson River Parkway certainly is. Miles of updated riverfront are at your disposal. It gets a little lame from about 40th Street to 60th street (~1 mile), but overall it is amazing. These days, you can run from the East Village along the East River, all the way around Lower Manhattan and up the West Side until around 170th Street. If you can do that run, NEWSFLASH you are in good shape.Biking: Not many options here, but wanted to at least shed some light on biking over the GWB (George Washington Bridge) and into New Jersey. The Palisades Park in New Jersey is not only really beautiful, but also a great workout for bikers. When you get over the bridge, turn left. Then it's down the huge hill and a sharp left into the park. Don't worry, you will get to bike up that same hill later.
Basketball: I play hoops, so wanted to share that NYC has a ton of outdoor courts and a ton of people that play. If you are hardcore, try your luck at the famed West 4th street courts ("The Cage"). If you are like me and played high school ball and intramurals in college, but don't feel like getting dunked on, go for either the Hudson River Parkway Courts near Canal Street or the Sty Town Courts near 16th and 1st Ave (better for Saturdays and Sundays and these days you may need to know someone in the apartments there). Additionally, there are a plethora of leagues available to play in. I played in corporate leagues, Zog Sports leagues, and NY Urban Professional leagues. My favorite was the two corporate leagues as they generally featured better facilities.
Races/Events: If you get a chance, sign up (and train for) either the New York City Marathon or New York City Triathlon. Both events are hard to get into, but if you raise money for charity, you can get in. I did the latter with Team in Training and it was one of the most rewarding events I have completed. Plus, bonus for newbies, it's a great way to meet motivated people. If this sounds terrible and hard, you should definitely go watch one of them. Especially "The Marathon" which thousands go out to watch. In fact, many observers take it as an opportunity to party while thousands of runners beat up their bodies.
Barry's Bootcamp: Located in Chelsea, this bootcamp-only gym features a signature workout that I enjoyed and Stephanie swore to. She even cancelled her gym membership to strictly do Barry's in combination with running/biking. I generally haven't been a fan of the bootcamp fad, but this is a great workout. Two bonus tidbits with Barry's:
a) Tons of good-looking people there if you are looking to bolster your social scene
b) They do have locations in California, London, Norway and even Nashville, TN
Bonus Special Combo Super Neato Section:
Athletic Weekend or Day trip - If you are an active couple, I recommend doing a bike trip up to a B&B in Westchester County. You can bike through Manhattan via the Hudson River Parkway. Then, it gets a little hairy (aka biking through Harlem streets) until you get to Van Cortland Park and the Sawmill Parkway Bike Path. Once you do, you can go for miles. Stephanie and I did about 30-35 miles to Chapaqua and stayed at The Kittle Inn. Great little place with a delicious restaurant. A little on the pricey side at the restaurant but fantastic food and a great weekend adventure. Rooms were very reasonable and very nice. *note - you could take the train or rent a car to get to this area, but that would be cheating.
Speed Round - Other Favorites.
Bagel - Brooklyn Bagel and Coffee Company (Chelsea, 8th Ave)Slice of Za - Bleecker Street Pizza (west village)
Pizzeria - Lombardi's (NOTE: I never tried Grimaldi's or DiFara's)
Beer Bar - Blind Tiger Alehouse (west village); runner up - Spitzer's (Lower East Side)
Bar – Radegast Hall & Biergarten (Williamsburg); German-style beer hall with both a full menu and a sausage grill in the back of the side room
Favorite Happy Hour - Friday evenings at Brooklyn Brewery. No tours. Nothing fancy. Just a room with some picnic tables and tapped beer. 6 tokens for $20.
Music Venue (indoors) - Bowery Ballroom (east village)
Music Venue (outdoors) - Prospect Park Summerstage (Brooklyn)
Bon Iver, Prospect Park Summerstage 2011
Coffee Place - Joe the Art of Coffee (west village location)
Best Breakfast - The Grey Dog (any location, my fave was obviously on our street)
Best Baked Goods - The Grey Dog (gluten free available)
Restaurant (overall) - Emporio (Italian, has gluten free options); fantastic food, cool ambiance, not overly expensive
Best dessert - Magnolia Bakery Banana Pudding
Great Bar for a Late Night Group Event - 2nd on 2nd Karaoke (east village). Get a Room.
Least Boring Museum - Natural History Museum
Best Fancy Dinner - Eleven Madison Park (best dining experience of my life, Thanks to Wayne Hardwick!)
Best Dive Bar - Dive 75 (upper West side); they have free candy and board games!
Great place to have a BDAY @ Dive75
Outdoor Bar (downtown) - Standard Bier Garden. Can be crowded and pretentious, but a cool spot nonetheless.
Outdoor bar (uptown) - tie Boat Basin (younger) or Pier i (family friendly, solid spot for a post bike-ride beer if you do the bike over the GWB mentioned previously)
Unique Bar - Fraunces Tavern (Financial District): George Washington drank here. Nothing else needs to be said.
Favorite Deli - All of them. One of the finer things of NYC is the abundance of great delis!
Midtown Lunch Spot - "the Italian Deli" on 45th btwn 5th and 6th. I don't even know the real name. This place has great sandwiches. The guy has the change ready before you even know how much it costs.
Best ethnic food (takeout or delivery) – Taim; West Village location. Amazing falafel and smoothies. Nod to Alyson Yaffe for introducing me to this place via Food Truck.
Best ethnic food (sit down) –
Tie: Graffiti: Indian/American fusion. Tapas-Style (East Village). Thanks to Jeff Tomczek for this little gem. *Note - this place is tiny. It literally has 10 tables. You have to slide behind the cooks to get to the restroom. Ohhh New York!
Tie: Kuma Inn: Asain-style Small Plates. (Lower East Side). BYOB. Solid prices and fantastic flavors. Small, Second floor restaurant that you would never know existed even if you lived in the neighborhood.
Kuma Inn Ambiance
Burger (fancy) - The Spotted Pig (west village). Cool west village staple.
Burger (divey) - The Corner Bistro (west village). Super dive. Only like 6 things on the menu. Beers are $2 for 10 oz. of McSorley ale
(Fun Fact - McSorley's is the oldest bar in NYC)
Best Sushi (someone else is paying) - Blue Ribbon Sushi west village
Best Sushi (affordable) - Edo Sushi (union square); my first and only visit was today; my last in NY.
Fast(er) Foods - I generally love the Delis. But one other great spot is Chickpea. Shawafel Salad with a bunch of toppings and a side of pita is around $8. Done.
That’s it. That's my hot list. Sizzling, I know. My flight is almost over, my tray table is up, and I am feeling closure. Ready to take on the next chapter in Northern California. As with all guides and lists, some things were left on the sidelines. That is to be expected. At the end of this, hopefully it can help to acclimate you (or your friends or strangers) for the initial challenges of NYC. Once you overcome some of its downsides and open your mind to the unique lifestyle, this city really provides a plethora of adventure.
Now, if you know of an article like this for San Francisco, send it my way ASAP.
View from Lafayette Park near my new Apartment - SF, CA
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Challenge Accepted: NYC Tri 2011
"What about this weather says to you 'run?'"
Words said by my friend Aaron Monroe to my father, Bob Johnstone.
My dad is a "Manimal" in all sense of the word. He has completed 5 Iron Man Triathlons, 25+ Marathons, and even more triathlons of all distances (sprint, olympic, Half-Ironman, you name it). At some point, I noticed that he was becoming one of those crazy exercise people. Maybe it was the day Aaron asked him the above question? A day when he decided to go for a run during a gloomy, cold, rainy, crappy day in Green Bay, WI. That's when Aaron posed the question. Despite that craziness (even he would admit it), he instilled the value of fitness/exercise into both Katie (sister) and me. Since a fun bet with him when I was 18 (Finish a 10k in under 60 minutes = $40; Finished in 52 minutes!), I have completed a variety of organized events from 5k's to Duathlons to Half-Marathons. However, unlike my sister, I have yet to complete a triathlon. She is certainly our father's daughter! You would think that fact alone would have motivated me to sign up for my first TRI. I couldn't possibly let my LITTLE sister one up me?! Yet...a triathlon just never called to me...until now.
As of Wednesday, February 2, 2011, I have committed to raise over $3,000 as part of Team In Training's quest to eliminate cancer. Oh...and that means that I will be attacking my first ever Triathlon. The New York City Triathlon features a 10k run through Central Park, a 40k bike through Manhattan/the Bronx, and a little swim - 1500 meters in the Hudson River. Not the East River like Kramer. What pushed me over the edge, you ask? Three Things.
Since graduating college, I had turned much of my focus inward. Career. Growing Up. Not Growing Up. Experiencing Life. Pretending to be a rock star. I had abandoned much of my community involvement from high school and the early years of college. I have been looking for a way to get back to that mindset of helping others.
I am friends with Doug Jossem. Doug happens to be the leader of a team of over 40 Yahoo! employees that participated in the the NYC Triathlon in 2010. A team that raised over $200k to fight cancer. Doug has a powerful story and I went out to support him and the team last August. After Doug gave me the grossest, sweatiest hug ever when he saw me cheering along the course, I finally felt that calling that I hadn't experienced in the past.
Finally, and most importantly, cancer has impacted the mothers of my two best friends on the planet. Two women who could not have been nicer to me while growing up in Green Bay. Two women that acted as surrogate mothers to me. Two women that devoted their lives to helping others. Kathy Rentmeester and Diane Fenster. I will be racing in their honor for all that they have given to me.
The day I signed up to be a part of this team, the Team in Training staff asked everyone to stand up who knows someone close to them that has been affected by cancer. Guess how many people were on their feet? EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ROOM. While I am racing for Kathy and Diane, everyone has their own story. This event is about eliminating something that negatively impacts the lives of way way WAY too many people.
Despite always thinking I would do my first triathlon with my dad and sister, this feels bigger, more important. My training starts in mid-March, but my fundraising starts now. Please support this amazing cause and if you can, please support me.
DONATION PAGE: http://pages.teamintraining.org/nyc/nyctri11/rjohnstone
Thanks and God Bless!
RJ
Words said by my friend Aaron Monroe to my father, Bob Johnstone.
My dad is a "Manimal" in all sense of the word. He has completed 5 Iron Man Triathlons, 25+ Marathons, and even more triathlons of all distances (sprint, olympic, Half-Ironman, you name it). At some point, I noticed that he was becoming one of those crazy exercise people. Maybe it was the day Aaron asked him the above question? A day when he decided to go for a run during a gloomy, cold, rainy, crappy day in Green Bay, WI. That's when Aaron posed the question. Despite that craziness (even he would admit it), he instilled the value of fitness/exercise into both Katie (sister) and me. Since a fun bet with him when I was 18 (Finish a 10k in under 60 minutes = $40; Finished in 52 minutes!), I have completed a variety of organized events from 5k's to Duathlons to Half-Marathons. However, unlike my sister, I have yet to complete a triathlon. She is certainly our father's daughter! You would think that fact alone would have motivated me to sign up for my first TRI. I couldn't possibly let my LITTLE sister one up me?! Yet...a triathlon just never called to me...until now.
As of Wednesday, February 2, 2011, I have committed to raise over $3,000 as part of Team In Training's quest to eliminate cancer. Oh...and that means that I will be attacking my first ever Triathlon. The New York City Triathlon features a 10k run through Central Park, a 40k bike through Manhattan/the Bronx, and a little swim - 1500 meters in the Hudson River. Not the East River like Kramer. What pushed me over the edge, you ask? Three Things.
Since graduating college, I had turned much of my focus inward. Career. Growing Up. Not Growing Up. Experiencing Life. Pretending to be a rock star. I had abandoned much of my community involvement from high school and the early years of college. I have been looking for a way to get back to that mindset of helping others.
I am friends with Doug Jossem. Doug happens to be the leader of a team of over 40 Yahoo! employees that participated in the the NYC Triathlon in 2010. A team that raised over $200k to fight cancer. Doug has a powerful story and I went out to support him and the team last August. After Doug gave me the grossest, sweatiest hug ever when he saw me cheering along the course, I finally felt that calling that I hadn't experienced in the past.
Finally, and most importantly, cancer has impacted the mothers of my two best friends on the planet. Two women who could not have been nicer to me while growing up in Green Bay. Two women that acted as surrogate mothers to me. Two women that devoted their lives to helping others. Kathy Rentmeester and Diane Fenster. I will be racing in their honor for all that they have given to me.
The day I signed up to be a part of this team, the Team in Training staff asked everyone to stand up who knows someone close to them that has been affected by cancer. Guess how many people were on their feet? EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ROOM. While I am racing for Kathy and Diane, everyone has their own story. This event is about eliminating something that negatively impacts the lives of way way WAY too many people.
Despite always thinking I would do my first triathlon with my dad and sister, this feels bigger, more important. My training starts in mid-March, but my fundraising starts now. Please support this amazing cause and if you can, please support me.
DONATION PAGE: http://pages.teamintraining.org/nyc/nyctri11/rjohnstone
Thanks and God Bless!
RJ
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Super Bowl Week and the Playoff Picks Finale
Let's get something straight. I couldn't be happier that the Packers are playing in the Super Bowl. It is a treat to experience your favorite team fighting for 5 months to get to the ultimate stage in Sports. However, this is new territory for my nerves, for my anxiety and for my heart. When the Packers were last in the Super Bowl, I was 16 years old. I had yet to invest so many Sunday trips to Packer bars in Minneapolis, West Los Angeles and New York to watch my beloved team. After a week of recycled stories and Super Bowl coverage, Sunday cannot come soon enough. I am on edge. I am getting angry at even the thought of having to watch the game with non-football or non-Packer fans. That isn't me? I love Super Bowl parties for the food, socialization, etc, etc. Right now, part of me wants to sit in a room, alone, with a bucket of wings and a case of some WI beer on Sunday night.
What I need right now is a healthy list of distractions. My great friend Ryno will be visiting me in New York City this weekend. I am counting on that getting me from Thursday to Sunday. He doesn't know it yet, but I am absolutely using him as a way to keep me from melting down before kickoff on Sunday night. Until Thursday night, however, I am shifting my focus back to the Battle of Infrequently Read Bloggers with Steve Fenster from A Shot in the Arm.
If you need a recap on each round to get caught up, feel free to browse:
Wild Card
Divisional Playoff
Championship Games
Talk about the perfect drama. After making our picks over the course of 3 weeks and 10 games, Steve takes a 1-game lead into the Big One. Here are the records:
Steve: 6-4
Rob: 5-5
INTENSE STARE DOWN!!!
With only the Super Bowl remaining, I can still push this contest into a tiebreaker. Before we dig into our picks, let's touch on a few of our favorite Prop Bets for the Super Bowl.
How many players will get arrested during Super Bowl week (over/under .5)
Honestly, neither of us would really bet on this. It's simply hilarious that a Sports Book would actually list this as a possible bet. Especially since they did not phrase the question as "will a player get arrested?" but instead "how many?" Faaaaantastic.
Will a team score three times in a row (no; +125)
Steve and I disagree here. Steve's Take: I wouldn't take this. For only one reason. I listened to a podcast featuring the head of the Hilton Sports Book in Vegas, and when asked which prop to pay attention to, he mentioned this one as a prop that tons of fans think seems like a no-brainer and lose on. I trust the man who invented the Super Contest. Readers Beware! My take: I'm the illogical guy. I feel like these two defenses are better than the average seen in recent Super Bowls. The only thing that worries me here is a special teams big play...and neither team is particularly strong in that department. I would put $20 or $50 on this.
Ben Roethlisberger MVP (+350)
Steve's Take: If you like the Steelers in this game, your moneyline odds are between +120 and +130, depending on what Sports Book you look at. But Roethlisberger is better than three-to-one? If the Steelers win, the writers are going to lean towards him. The QB for MVP option hasn't happened quite as regularly in the past decade as in the past, but they have never given the award to him before, so the writers will give Big Ben the benefit of the doubt if it is close. Similarly, you are better off betting on Rodgers for MVP (+175) than you are betting the Packers (-130). My Take: I agree with Steve on this. The only red flag that I would raise here is would the voters avoid Ben because of his tumultuous offseason? Over 3:1 is good enough for the risk.
Aaron Rodgers TD Passes
This is a two-part bet created by Steve: The over-under on TD passes for Rodgers is 2. You bet the under on that, even though you aren't getting great odds (-155). Then you bet a smaller amount that Rodgers will throw exactly 2 TD passes (which is +200). I think the chances Rodgers throws three touchdowns on the Steelers defense is pretty low. If he throws one touchdown, you win the under bet. If he throws 2 (which I think is the most likely outcome), you push on the over/under and get paid off two-to-one on the "exactly 2 touchdowns" bet. Here's how that could play out: You bet $100 on the under and $50 on exactly 2. If Rodgers throws no touchdowns or one touchdown, you net $14 (lose $50 on the 2 td bet, win $64 on the over/under). If he throws 2 touchdowns, you net $100 (push on over/under, win $100 on exactly 2). You could hedge this further by betting Rodgers for MVP as well.
WR Prop Bets featuring James Jones
If you like the Packers, here is a potential parlay or 2-part bet that I like featuring JJ: Take Jones to have MORE receiving yards than Steelers' TE Heath Miller (EVEN) and then take Jones to have MORE receptions than Packers' WR Jordy Nelson (+105). If you really like Jones, feel free to throw on an Andrew Jackson on him to score the game's 1st Touchdown (12:1) or the Packers' 1st TD (7:1). Believe in JJ for a nice pay day.
HISTORICAL PROP-Total Passing Yards: Aaron Rodgers Super Bowl 45 vs. Brett Favre Super Bowl 31
I would never bet this. It is simply ridiculous. As if Rodgers needs any more connection to Brett Favre, we are now pinning them in a head-to-head match for stats from a game that already happened. Silly. For the record, it's Rodgers (-29.5). If you want, you can even bet Roethlisburger against himself from his last Super Bowl appearance!
Here we stand. We are both nervous wrecks and NEED distractions. If you know us well enough, you know Steve and I embody the term FANATIC when it comes to Green Bay Packer football. Hopefully, you also know that if things on Sunday do not go well, it may be a storybook ending for us on Monday. Keep your legs, toes and fingers crossed. Until then...
Green Bay Packers (-2.5) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
Super Bowl 45
Rob's Take: I have previously written about how much I disgust the amount of hype and praise The Pack is getting right now. I dislike that they are 2.5 point favorites over a team that has lost only 4 games all season to 4 teams that had 11 or more wins. What worries me most is the tendency of the Green Bay offense to take regularly scheduled catnaps during games. That could be quite problematic against the #1 scoring defense in the NFL.
The media has been hammering on the fact that the Packers are less experienced and a young team. More importantly, I believe they are hungrier. The Steelers have been there before, but when it comes down to a game of football, I think it really carries no value. I have to push my chips All-In on Dom Capers and the Packers defense to overcome a couple of those offensive siestas to bring the trophy back to Titletown.
Pick: Packers 27, Steelers 20
Steve's Take:
First of all, let me say that I am already an emotional wreck over this game. Last night I had a dream that the Packers won by two touchdowns, only to wake up in a panic because I was worried that my dream would jinx the team. There is nothing rational about what will happen this week. I have spent a dangerous amount of time thinking about which routines to keep or break to not ruin any voodoo or juju or karma or whatever you want to call it when it comes to this game. I think I am going to be excited at some point, but mostly I am nervous and terrified right now. Why do I love this sport again?
Okay. For the sake of Packer fans everywhere, I am continuing my trend and going with the Steelers. However, I have to say that I am really surprised at this line. I know the Packers have won three straight road games, but they looked pretty shaky in that second half against the Bears. As impressive as that Falcons game was, the Packers haven't played that many great games from start to finish. Yet they are favored in this game. Against a team playing it's third Super Bowl in six years. A team with the #1 scoring defense in the NFL.
In addition, the Packers have been particularly poor in close games during the Mike McCarthy/Aaron Rodgers era. I'm not sure either of them can be blamed for this, but I have a hard time remembering too many memorable game winning drives with them. How will this team react in a close game? We just saw the Steelers pull this off in the Super Bowl. And they are getting points? I'm confused.
Pick: Steelers 24, Packers 20. Here's to hoping I'm wrong again.
And to wrap it all off, here is a special, super edition of the Bullet-Less4: Top Chants you may hear from Packer fans in Dallas:
KUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
YANCY THIGPEN! Clap-clap, clapclapclap!
NO MEANS NO! NO MEANS NO! NO MEANS NO!
http://www.pacfan.com/gopack.wav
What I need right now is a healthy list of distractions. My great friend Ryno will be visiting me in New York City this weekend. I am counting on that getting me from Thursday to Sunday. He doesn't know it yet, but I am absolutely using him as a way to keep me from melting down before kickoff on Sunday night. Until Thursday night, however, I am shifting my focus back to the Battle of Infrequently Read Bloggers with Steve Fenster from A Shot in the Arm.
If you need a recap on each round to get caught up, feel free to browse:
Wild Card
Divisional Playoff
Championship Games
Talk about the perfect drama. After making our picks over the course of 3 weeks and 10 games, Steve takes a 1-game lead into the Big One. Here are the records:
Steve: 6-4
Rob: 5-5
INTENSE STARE DOWN!!!
With only the Super Bowl remaining, I can still push this contest into a tiebreaker. Before we dig into our picks, let's touch on a few of our favorite Prop Bets for the Super Bowl.
How many players will get arrested during Super Bowl week (over/under .5)
Honestly, neither of us would really bet on this. It's simply hilarious that a Sports Book would actually list this as a possible bet. Especially since they did not phrase the question as "will a player get arrested?" but instead "how many?" Faaaaantastic.
Will a team score three times in a row (no; +125)
Steve and I disagree here. Steve's Take: I wouldn't take this. For only one reason. I listened to a podcast featuring the head of the Hilton Sports Book in Vegas, and when asked which prop to pay attention to, he mentioned this one as a prop that tons of fans think seems like a no-brainer and lose on. I trust the man who invented the Super Contest. Readers Beware! My take: I'm the illogical guy. I feel like these two defenses are better than the average seen in recent Super Bowls. The only thing that worries me here is a special teams big play...and neither team is particularly strong in that department. I would put $20 or $50 on this.
Ben Roethlisberger MVP (+350)
Steve's Take: If you like the Steelers in this game, your moneyline odds are between +120 and +130, depending on what Sports Book you look at. But Roethlisberger is better than three-to-one? If the Steelers win, the writers are going to lean towards him. The QB for MVP option hasn't happened quite as regularly in the past decade as in the past, but they have never given the award to him before, so the writers will give Big Ben the benefit of the doubt if it is close. Similarly, you are better off betting on Rodgers for MVP (+175) than you are betting the Packers (-130). My Take: I agree with Steve on this. The only red flag that I would raise here is would the voters avoid Ben because of his tumultuous offseason? Over 3:1 is good enough for the risk.
Aaron Rodgers TD Passes
This is a two-part bet created by Steve: The over-under on TD passes for Rodgers is 2. You bet the under on that, even though you aren't getting great odds (-155). Then you bet a smaller amount that Rodgers will throw exactly 2 TD passes (which is +200). I think the chances Rodgers throws three touchdowns on the Steelers defense is pretty low. If he throws one touchdown, you win the under bet. If he throws 2 (which I think is the most likely outcome), you push on the over/under and get paid off two-to-one on the "exactly 2 touchdowns" bet. Here's how that could play out: You bet $100 on the under and $50 on exactly 2. If Rodgers throws no touchdowns or one touchdown, you net $14 (lose $50 on the 2 td bet, win $64 on the over/under). If he throws 2 touchdowns, you net $100 (push on over/under, win $100 on exactly 2). You could hedge this further by betting Rodgers for MVP as well.
WR Prop Bets featuring James Jones
If you like the Packers, here is a potential parlay or 2-part bet that I like featuring JJ: Take Jones to have MORE receiving yards than Steelers' TE Heath Miller (EVEN) and then take Jones to have MORE receptions than Packers' WR Jordy Nelson (+105). If you really like Jones, feel free to throw on an Andrew Jackson on him to score the game's 1st Touchdown (12:1) or the Packers' 1st TD (7:1). Believe in JJ for a nice pay day.
HISTORICAL PROP-Total Passing Yards: Aaron Rodgers Super Bowl 45 vs. Brett Favre Super Bowl 31
I would never bet this. It is simply ridiculous. As if Rodgers needs any more connection to Brett Favre, we are now pinning them in a head-to-head match for stats from a game that already happened. Silly. For the record, it's Rodgers (-29.5). If you want, you can even bet Roethlisburger against himself from his last Super Bowl appearance!
Here we stand. We are both nervous wrecks and NEED distractions. If you know us well enough, you know Steve and I embody the term FANATIC when it comes to Green Bay Packer football. Hopefully, you also know that if things on Sunday do not go well, it may be a storybook ending for us on Monday. Keep your legs, toes and fingers crossed. Until then...
Green Bay Packers (-2.5) vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
Super Bowl 45
Rob's Take: I have previously written about how much I disgust the amount of hype and praise The Pack is getting right now. I dislike that they are 2.5 point favorites over a team that has lost only 4 games all season to 4 teams that had 11 or more wins. What worries me most is the tendency of the Green Bay offense to take regularly scheduled catnaps during games. That could be quite problematic against the #1 scoring defense in the NFL.
The media has been hammering on the fact that the Packers are less experienced and a young team. More importantly, I believe they are hungrier. The Steelers have been there before, but when it comes down to a game of football, I think it really carries no value. I have to push my chips All-In on Dom Capers and the Packers defense to overcome a couple of those offensive siestas to bring the trophy back to Titletown.
Pick: Packers 27, Steelers 20
Steve's Take:
First of all, let me say that I am already an emotional wreck over this game. Last night I had a dream that the Packers won by two touchdowns, only to wake up in a panic because I was worried that my dream would jinx the team. There is nothing rational about what will happen this week. I have spent a dangerous amount of time thinking about which routines to keep or break to not ruin any voodoo or juju or karma or whatever you want to call it when it comes to this game. I think I am going to be excited at some point, but mostly I am nervous and terrified right now. Why do I love this sport again?
Okay. For the sake of Packer fans everywhere, I am continuing my trend and going with the Steelers. However, I have to say that I am really surprised at this line. I know the Packers have won three straight road games, but they looked pretty shaky in that second half against the Bears. As impressive as that Falcons game was, the Packers haven't played that many great games from start to finish. Yet they are favored in this game. Against a team playing it's third Super Bowl in six years. A team with the #1 scoring defense in the NFL.
In addition, the Packers have been particularly poor in close games during the Mike McCarthy/Aaron Rodgers era. I'm not sure either of them can be blamed for this, but I have a hard time remembering too many memorable game winning drives with them. How will this team react in a close game? We just saw the Steelers pull this off in the Super Bowl. And they are getting points? I'm confused.
Pick: Steelers 24, Packers 20. Here's to hoping I'm wrong again.
And to wrap it all off, here is a special, super edition of the Bullet-Less4: Top Chants you may hear from Packer fans in Dallas:
KUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
YANCY THIGPEN! Clap-clap, clapclapclap!
NO MEANS NO! NO MEANS NO! NO MEANS NO!
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Thursday, January 20, 2011
NFL Playoffs Picks: Championship Round
To the 16 readers out there...
My embarrassing showing in the Battle of Infrequently Read Bloggers for NFL Picks Supremacy is on the road this week. You can follow the competition at Steve's blog: A Shot in the Arm. We will make our final NFL appearance back here for the Super Bowl, at which point Steve will probably be victorious and rubbing his victory in my face.
My embarrassing showing in the Battle of Infrequently Read Bloggers for NFL Picks Supremacy is on the road this week. You can follow the competition at Steve's blog: A Shot in the Arm. We will make our final NFL appearance back here for the Super Bowl, at which point Steve will probably be victorious and rubbing his victory in my face.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Playoff Picks Challenge | Week 2 with Guest Blogger!
What a first weekend of NFL Playoff Football! From the Seahawks' shocking upset of the Saints, to the Cardiac Pack living up to their well deserved nickname, I couldn't have been more pleased with the games last weekend (sorry Chiefs' fans) from a fan standpoint (Note: Had the Packers lost, the tone of this post would have been drastically different).
From a picks perspective, it certainly could have gone better. As the Write it in Reverse vs. A Shot in the Arm post-season picks challenge continues into it's second week, Steve and I are in a dead heat with matching 2-2 results. Let's reflect briefly on our Wild Card selections before diving into the Divisional round picks.
Wild Card Round:
Seattle over New Orleans
Rob (Pick Saints): When did the Saints' defense take a mid-season course in Houston?
Steve (Pick Saints): I was too chicken to pick this game the way I wanted to; I hate myself for not trusting my instincts.
Jets over Colts
Rob (Pick Colts): After the Colts went up by only 2 with 0:53 remaining, I started rooting for the Jets to win so I could see this face.
Steve (Pick Jets): I LOVE THE PEYTON MANNING POUTY FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, EAT IT, JOHNSTONE!
Ravens over Chiefs
Steve (Pick Ravens): Ravens = Nelson, Chiefs = Milhouse
Rob (Pick Ravens): Steve and I were in complete agreement on this game.
Packers over Eagles
Steve (Pick Eagles): I have never been happier to lose a bet/pick in my life.
Rob (Pick Packers): It feels good to be right about the Packers' defense making a play to win the game...even if I was horribly wrong about the score.
Let's move on to the Divisional Playoff Round where the battle of infrequently read bloggers continues! And look for next week's picks and recap back on A Shot in the Arm.
Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Line: Steelers (-3)
Rob's Take: Like most "experts" I am expecting a bullish, low-scoring GRIND on Saturday afternoon (Over/Under of 37). These two teams combined for 8 losses and only 1 was against a non-playoff team. This is a heavyweight bout. What makes this Rubber Match even cooler is that the total score for both teams this season is 27 in their match ups. Something has to give. In a game that could go either way, give me the points. Pick: Ravens
Steve's Take: I think this is definitely the hardest game to pick. This is essentially a coin flip scenario for me. I decided that I trust The Rapist more than Flacco. I also think the week off may have given the Steelers a chance to work on some of their offensive line problems. Pick: Steelers
Green Bay @ Atlanta Falcons
Line: Falcons (-2.5)
Rob's Take: Round 1 of this match up proved to be worth every dime as Atlanta's starting QB Matty Ice led the Falcons to a late victory. The Falcons have been downright nasty at home... posting a record of 20-4 since 2008 (Two of those losses without Matt Ryan playing). The Packers defense is getting better every week. After they allowed 20+ points in 5 of the first 7 games, they have locked down opponents, allowing more than an Andrew Jackson only twice in their last 10. My biggest concern is the offensive mistakes the Packers can make (drops, penalties, fumbles), but that concern is not enough. Give me the Pack and the points. Plus, I have to take the Packers because it worked last week. Pick: Green Bay
Steve's Take: It worked last week. Pick: Falcons
Seattle Seahawks @ Chicago Bears
Line: Bears (-10)
Steve's Take: I have no idea what to make of this game. Matt Hasselbeck apparently took steroids during his week off and rejuvenated his career. Pete Carroll showed why he has been considered a great coach for the past decade. And I’m not buying any of it. The Cardinals made me look foolish 2 years ago when they went to the Super Bowl after an unimpressive 9-7 regular season, but I refuse to take this Seattle team on the road...even if they keep coming back to bite me for my stubbornness. I think a lot of people might jump on Seattle after last week, but I am cautious of overreacting. Also: Bears Defense > Saints Defense. Seattle isn’t scoring 41 against Urlacher and Co. Pick: Bears
Rob's Take: Here we go again. Another game for the Seahawks, another HUGE line against them. They are definitely a different team at home as noted by their Seismic Support in Seattle. The 'Hawks won all of 2 road games this season, and one was against the Bears. I think that the Bears are offensively challenged enough to keep this under a 10 point difference. Will the Bears be victim to another catastrophic upset? No. But they only won 4 games by more than 10 points this year and two of those were against the ViQueens. Pick: Seahawks
NY Jets @ New England Patriots
Line: Patriots (-8.5)
Steve's Take: Everyone remembers the Patriots’ dismantling of the Jets in their last meeting. It was an embarrassing game. I stopped watching it by halftime, when it was clear that “Bad Sanchise” had come to play for the Jets. I feel pretty lucky to have won with the Jets on the road last week, and it’s dangerous to bet against the Patriots. But 8.5 is a lot of points to give when the Jets still boast a top-10 defense. I think they keep it close enough to cover the spread. Pick: Jets
Rob's Take: More intriguing re-matches! In the AFC's second Rubber Match, the New England Belichicks are looking to shut up Rex Ryan for the remainder of the season. The Jets offense is suspect. The Pats' defense is suspect. The Jets' defense can dominate. The Pats' offense can dominate. My concern with NY last week was their offense's tendency to disappear, and their win over Indy didn't show much to combat that feeling. With the Pats scoring over 30+ points in EIGHT STRAIGHT GAMES, I don't see the New York Rexes being able to keep up. Pick: Patriots
From a picks perspective, it certainly could have gone better. As the Write it in Reverse vs. A Shot in the Arm post-season picks challenge continues into it's second week, Steve and I are in a dead heat with matching 2-2 results. Let's reflect briefly on our Wild Card selections before diving into the Divisional round picks.
Wild Card Round:
Seattle over New Orleans
Rob (Pick Saints): When did the Saints' defense take a mid-season course in Houston?
Steve (Pick Saints): I was too chicken to pick this game the way I wanted to; I hate myself for not trusting my instincts.
Jets over Colts
Rob (Pick Colts): After the Colts went up by only 2 with 0:53 remaining, I started rooting for the Jets to win so I could see this face.
Steve (Pick Jets): I LOVE THE PEYTON MANNING POUTY FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, EAT IT, JOHNSTONE!
Ravens over Chiefs
Steve (Pick Ravens): Ravens = Nelson, Chiefs = Milhouse
Rob (Pick Ravens): Steve and I were in complete agreement on this game.
Packers over Eagles
Steve (Pick Eagles): I have never been happier to lose a bet/pick in my life.
Rob (Pick Packers): It feels good to be right about the Packers' defense making a play to win the game...even if I was horribly wrong about the score.
Let's move on to the Divisional Playoff Round where the battle of infrequently read bloggers continues! And look for next week's picks and recap back on A Shot in the Arm.
Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Line: Steelers (-3)
Rob's Take: Like most "experts" I am expecting a bullish, low-scoring GRIND on Saturday afternoon (Over/Under of 37). These two teams combined for 8 losses and only 1 was against a non-playoff team. This is a heavyweight bout. What makes this Rubber Match even cooler is that the total score for both teams this season is 27 in their match ups. Something has to give. In a game that could go either way, give me the points. Pick: Ravens
Steve's Take: I think this is definitely the hardest game to pick. This is essentially a coin flip scenario for me. I decided that I trust The Rapist more than Flacco. I also think the week off may have given the Steelers a chance to work on some of their offensive line problems. Pick: Steelers
Green Bay @ Atlanta Falcons
Line: Falcons (-2.5)
Rob's Take: Round 1 of this match up proved to be worth every dime as Atlanta's starting QB Matty Ice led the Falcons to a late victory. The Falcons have been downright nasty at home... posting a record of 20-4 since 2008 (Two of those losses without Matt Ryan playing). The Packers defense is getting better every week. After they allowed 20+ points in 5 of the first 7 games, they have locked down opponents, allowing more than an Andrew Jackson only twice in their last 10. My biggest concern is the offensive mistakes the Packers can make (drops, penalties, fumbles), but that concern is not enough. Give me the Pack and the points. Plus, I have to take the Packers because it worked last week. Pick: Green Bay
Steve's Take: It worked last week. Pick: Falcons
Seattle Seahawks @ Chicago Bears
Line: Bears (-10)
Steve's Take: I have no idea what to make of this game. Matt Hasselbeck apparently took steroids during his week off and rejuvenated his career. Pete Carroll showed why he has been considered a great coach for the past decade. And I’m not buying any of it. The Cardinals made me look foolish 2 years ago when they went to the Super Bowl after an unimpressive 9-7 regular season, but I refuse to take this Seattle team on the road...even if they keep coming back to bite me for my stubbornness. I think a lot of people might jump on Seattle after last week, but I am cautious of overreacting. Also: Bears Defense > Saints Defense. Seattle isn’t scoring 41 against Urlacher and Co. Pick: Bears
Rob's Take: Here we go again. Another game for the Seahawks, another HUGE line against them. They are definitely a different team at home as noted by their Seismic Support in Seattle. The 'Hawks won all of 2 road games this season, and one was against the Bears. I think that the Bears are offensively challenged enough to keep this under a 10 point difference. Will the Bears be victim to another catastrophic upset? No. But they only won 4 games by more than 10 points this year and two of those were against the ViQueens. Pick: Seahawks
NY Jets @ New England Patriots
Line: Patriots (-8.5)
Steve's Take: Everyone remembers the Patriots’ dismantling of the Jets in their last meeting. It was an embarrassing game. I stopped watching it by halftime, when it was clear that “Bad Sanchise” had come to play for the Jets. I feel pretty lucky to have won with the Jets on the road last week, and it’s dangerous to bet against the Patriots. But 8.5 is a lot of points to give when the Jets still boast a top-10 defense. I think they keep it close enough to cover the spread. Pick: Jets
Rob's Take: More intriguing re-matches! In the AFC's second Rubber Match, the New England Belichicks are looking to shut up Rex Ryan for the remainder of the season. The Jets offense is suspect. The Pats' defense is suspect. The Jets' defense can dominate. The Pats' offense can dominate. My concern with NY last week was their offense's tendency to disappear, and their win over Indy didn't show much to combat that feeling. With the Pats scoring over 30+ points in EIGHT STRAIGHT GAMES, I don't see the New York Rexes being able to keep up. Pick: Patriots
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
The Bullet-Less4: The Contest of Insignificance WrapUp
The Holidays are over. People are "fully refreshed" and back to work. Santa is back in Hibernation (that's what he does, right? I mean the guy is all the rage for 6 weeks a year, then disappears). The final week of the NFL Regular Season has come and gone. The Packers cracked into the Playoffs in dramatic fashion. Awesome. Yet, instead of talking about my beloved team (I will save that for later), it's time to bring closure to a new game that has captivated my heart for the last 4 months: The Contest of Insignificance. First, let me apologize for not providing the aforementioned weekly updates. Now, here are the Bullet-Less4 to recap the game, in reverse order of importance.
Teaser bets truly live up to their rightful name. For those that are in the dark on "teaser bets," they require you to bet 3 games together, but add either 6 points or 10 points in your favor on each of the spreads for those games. However, you now have to get all three right to win. So you improve your lines, but need to get all three correct. For sh*ts and giggles I decided to see how I would have done in the early stages of the NFL season using teaser lines and the top 3 games I chose from the Contest of Insignificance. Had I put real money on the line, I would have lost 5 of the first 6 weeks...yuck. Very thankful that I didn't do teaser bets in 2010.
The people that set the NFL point spreads in Vegas are soothsayers. I was forced to pick 85 different lines all season long and can only remember three occasions where I said to myself, "If I were in Vegas, I would bet a house on this." Most of the time I was shocked how often the lines were within 1-3 points of the actual outcome. Food For Thought...those House-Betting games were:
NYJ -5.5 @ BUF in Week 4 when Buffalo was looking like a legit 14 game loser
PHI -3 @ WAS in Week 10, aka THE Michael Vick Fantasy Jamboree Game
DAL +12 @ PHI in Week 17 with Vick and other Eagles resting for the playoffs
It helps to have a rival or head-to-head side game within the game. The beauty of the Contest of Insignificance is that it is a season long test of one's gambling prowess. However, you need some type of motivation in weeks 15-17 when you have no shot at winning because one person (Stupid Steve L.) is competing at a level worthy of a $5k prize in the real Hilton Super Contest. My motivation was holding onto 3rd place over my long time Fantasy Foe and Friend, Steve Fenster. As you will see below in the Final Standings, I was able to do just that.
Finally, and most importantly, gambling (and this game in particular) is as fun as all get up. I loved participating in the Contest of Insignificance all-season. Our inaugural year featured merely six players, but we are expecting somewhere between 15-20 for the 2011 Season (knock on wood, pending the lockout). On a weekly basis I found myself strangely engaged with the scores from games in Oakland, Houston or Jacksonville. Games of which I NEVER (repeat, NEVER) would have cared about before. Many say that Fantasy Football makes you follow the NFL more. I definitely agree. However, this game caused me to care more about the NFL and follow the entire league (not just the players). It also made me ruthless. I would find out a starting Quarterback or Linebacker was injured and BAM, pick the opposing team. It's not personal kids, it's gambling.
Final Results:
Standings
Name W L T PTS Fake Winnings (Based on fake $25/game)
1 Steve L 49 31 5 103 +$327.50
2 Mike 46 37 2 94 +$110.00
3 Rob 44 37 4 92 +$65.00
4 Steve F 43 38 4 90 +$17.50
5 Craig 38 41 6 82 -$170.00
6 *Aaron 25 55 5 55 -$12.50
*Did not complete weeks 4, 13-17
Teaser bets truly live up to their rightful name. For those that are in the dark on "teaser bets," they require you to bet 3 games together, but add either 6 points or 10 points in your favor on each of the spreads for those games. However, you now have to get all three right to win. So you improve your lines, but need to get all three correct. For sh*ts and giggles I decided to see how I would have done in the early stages of the NFL season using teaser lines and the top 3 games I chose from the Contest of Insignificance. Had I put real money on the line, I would have lost 5 of the first 6 weeks...yuck. Very thankful that I didn't do teaser bets in 2010.
The people that set the NFL point spreads in Vegas are soothsayers. I was forced to pick 85 different lines all season long and can only remember three occasions where I said to myself, "If I were in Vegas, I would bet a house on this." Most of the time I was shocked how often the lines were within 1-3 points of the actual outcome. Food For Thought...those House-Betting games were:
NYJ -5.5 @ BUF in Week 4 when Buffalo was looking like a legit 14 game loser
PHI -3 @ WAS in Week 10, aka THE Michael Vick Fantasy Jamboree Game
DAL +12 @ PHI in Week 17 with Vick and other Eagles resting for the playoffs
It helps to have a rival or head-to-head side game within the game. The beauty of the Contest of Insignificance is that it is a season long test of one's gambling prowess. However, you need some type of motivation in weeks 15-17 when you have no shot at winning because one person (Stupid Steve L.) is competing at a level worthy of a $5k prize in the real Hilton Super Contest. My motivation was holding onto 3rd place over my long time Fantasy Foe and Friend, Steve Fenster. As you will see below in the Final Standings, I was able to do just that.
Finally, and most importantly, gambling (and this game in particular) is as fun as all get up. I loved participating in the Contest of Insignificance all-season. Our inaugural year featured merely six players, but we are expecting somewhere between 15-20 for the 2011 Season (knock on wood, pending the lockout). On a weekly basis I found myself strangely engaged with the scores from games in Oakland, Houston or Jacksonville. Games of which I NEVER (repeat, NEVER) would have cared about before. Many say that Fantasy Football makes you follow the NFL more. I definitely agree. However, this game caused me to care more about the NFL and follow the entire league (not just the players). It also made me ruthless. I would find out a starting Quarterback or Linebacker was injured and BAM, pick the opposing team. It's not personal kids, it's gambling.
Final Results:
Standings
Name W L T PTS Fake Winnings (Based on fake $25/game)
1 Steve L 49 31 5 103 +$327.50
2 Mike 46 37 2 94 +$110.00
3 Rob 44 37 4 92 +$65.00
4 Steve F 43 38 4 90 +$17.50
5 Craig 38 41 6 82 -$170.00
6 *Aaron 25 55 5 55 -$12.50
*Did not complete weeks 4, 13-17
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
The Bullet-Less4: NFL Week 12
In the words of the late, great Harry Caray: "Holy Cow." It's already Thanksgiving? What? Where did the last couple of months go? It feels like just days ago I was shaking in glorious anticipation of my friends' visit for the Packers-Jets game at the Meadowlands for Halloween. Now...I sit with visions of turkey and football in my head as a lovely 3-slate game of NFL Games gave me reason to eat and sit around like the Jared of old. With that lovely vision, I give you the Bullet-Less4 NFL Update for Thanksgiving Weekend (And to keep with the theme of the blog, let's do them in reverse order of importance):
The Best Reality Show on TV, the Minnesota Vikings keep entertaining the NFL audience. After my beloved Pack put a GRADE A BEATDOWN on the Queens last Sunday, they fired their child molester-looking coach. I love to see this team battered, embarrassed, and more importantly, irrelevant. It is now safe to say that I officially have no further interest in this program and will direct all of my reality-viewing to House Hunters on HGTV (I clearly don't watch much reality TV and clearly have a girlfriend).
The Obvious Bullet-Less of Bias: The Green Bay Packers were showered in expectations before the season. Five weeks in, they were considered to be in the tank after several season-ending injuries and back-to-back OT losses to Washington and Miami. Eleven weeks in, they are 7-3 and tied for the lead in the NFC North despite the pile up on their IR list. After their last two blowout wins (resulting in the firing of two head coaches), they look strong. I have no idea what to think about their prospects going into December, but know I am in love with our defense. Yes I said our. Anything less than a playoff win would make me a sad panda.
The Contest of Insignificance is getting tighter. After praising our league leader, Steve L, a few weeks ago, he has stumbled enough to give the rest of us hope. The interesting thing is that we all seem to be performing better as a group with 66% of us with better than .500 records. As "the guy tied for 3rd place," I can only hope this goes down to the final weeks. Here are my picks for week 12, starting with one on Thanksgiving to ensure I care about at least one game:
ATL -2.5 v. GB - The Falcons are beasts at home, no question about it. I hate picking against my favorite team, but this is a gambling man's contest.
OAK -3 v. MIA - The Raiders, much to my disappointment (I have $40 on them going <6.5 wins on the season) are decent. Also, the Dolphins have a carousel at QB.
DET +7 v. NE - As I write this, I know I am wrong here because the Pats BLASTED the Lions. I thought that an under rated home team on a short week would be a good bet. Whoops.
PHI - 3 @ CHI - The Eagles have been favored by 3 the last two weeks and I have picked them the last two weeks. I'm going to keep it rolling.
SD +3 @ IND - I was REALLY close to picking DAL +3.5 instead of this game. Dallas did in fact cover, so I hope Pip Rivers doesn't make me eat my words and the Chargers can find a way to keep it close with Indy.
The Best Team in the NFL is...
Honestly, this is impossible to judge. My gut says the AFC is hosting the top teams (Pats/Steelers/Ravens/Jets), but as we have all seen, even when one conference seems dominant, they don't produce the Super Bowl champion. My only prediction at this point is that the final weeks of 2010 will not show us anything different than we have seen. Many experts say that we will see "after Thanksgiving" who the top 2-3 teams are. This year, we will go into January with 5-6 teams that can win the whole thing. Hopefully, we get the same thing next season...or just ANYTHING at all for NFL drama next season (outside of a lockout/strike). Since everyone feels the need to put their pick down on paper, here is mine at this point:
PHILLY vs. NYJ - Vick has Philly looking like a team that is impossible to stop and the Jets are going to be tough to beat with their running game in the cold. Jets 27 - Philly 24.
Buckle up for a great finish to the NFL Season, the Contest of Insignificance, and the end of 2010. As for now, buckle up with friends and family and Happy Turkey to everyone...IN YO' MOUTHS!
The Best Reality Show on TV, the Minnesota Vikings keep entertaining the NFL audience. After my beloved Pack put a GRADE A BEATDOWN on the Queens last Sunday, they fired their child molester-looking coach. I love to see this team battered, embarrassed, and more importantly, irrelevant. It is now safe to say that I officially have no further interest in this program and will direct all of my reality-viewing to House Hunters on HGTV (I clearly don't watch much reality TV and clearly have a girlfriend).
The Obvious Bullet-Less of Bias: The Green Bay Packers were showered in expectations before the season. Five weeks in, they were considered to be in the tank after several season-ending injuries and back-to-back OT losses to Washington and Miami. Eleven weeks in, they are 7-3 and tied for the lead in the NFC North despite the pile up on their IR list. After their last two blowout wins (resulting in the firing of two head coaches), they look strong. I have no idea what to think about their prospects going into December, but know I am in love with our defense. Yes I said our. Anything less than a playoff win would make me a sad panda.
The Contest of Insignificance is getting tighter. After praising our league leader, Steve L, a few weeks ago, he has stumbled enough to give the rest of us hope. The interesting thing is that we all seem to be performing better as a group with 66% of us with better than .500 records. As "the guy tied for 3rd place," I can only hope this goes down to the final weeks. Here are my picks for week 12, starting with one on Thanksgiving to ensure I care about at least one game:
ATL -2.5 v. GB - The Falcons are beasts at home, no question about it. I hate picking against my favorite team, but this is a gambling man's contest.
OAK -3 v. MIA - The Raiders, much to my disappointment (I have $40 on them going <6.5 wins on the season) are decent. Also, the Dolphins have a carousel at QB.
DET +7 v. NE - As I write this, I know I am wrong here because the Pats BLASTED the Lions. I thought that an under rated home team on a short week would be a good bet. Whoops.
PHI - 3 @ CHI - The Eagles have been favored by 3 the last two weeks and I have picked them the last two weeks. I'm going to keep it rolling.
SD +3 @ IND - I was REALLY close to picking DAL +3.5 instead of this game. Dallas did in fact cover, so I hope Pip Rivers doesn't make me eat my words and the Chargers can find a way to keep it close with Indy.
The Best Team in the NFL is...
Honestly, this is impossible to judge. My gut says the AFC is hosting the top teams (Pats/Steelers/Ravens/Jets), but as we have all seen, even when one conference seems dominant, they don't produce the Super Bowl champion. My only prediction at this point is that the final weeks of 2010 will not show us anything different than we have seen. Many experts say that we will see "after Thanksgiving" who the top 2-3 teams are. This year, we will go into January with 5-6 teams that can win the whole thing. Hopefully, we get the same thing next season...or just ANYTHING at all for NFL drama next season (outside of a lockout/strike). Since everyone feels the need to put their pick down on paper, here is mine at this point:
PHILLY vs. NYJ - Vick has Philly looking like a team that is impossible to stop and the Jets are going to be tough to beat with their running game in the cold. Jets 27 - Philly 24.
Buckle up for a great finish to the NFL Season, the Contest of Insignificance, and the end of 2010. As for now, buckle up with friends and family and Happy Turkey to everyone...IN YO' MOUTHS!
Monday, November 8, 2010
The Contest of Insignificance: Week 9
In my last post on the joys of gaming, I promised to post updates regarding my progress in the Contest of Insignificance. While only about 15 people read this (at best), I figured it is better to keep those people entertained than to just quit.
For those of you who are new, here is how it works: We pick 5 games/lines every week to bet against in the NFL. We keep score all season on how well we do against the Vegas spreads. Winner takes all. At $20 a head and a small amount of players, the title of the contest seems appropriate.
Before Week 8's games, I was in 2nd place and felt good about my selections. After Week 8, I was in 4th place and discouraged. Such as life in the world of a guy just looking for a break. It likely doesn't matter how I fare each week, but it's fun to pretend like I can catch Steve L. Read my last post to learn about the real contest and to see how the guy leading our $20 contest would be within spitting distance of the pedestal.
But, the beauty of the NFL is that each week brings new life. Here are my Week 9 picks and how I fared. I know it's Monday and there is still one game left, but I wanted nothing to do with the PIT/CIN game. Nothing in gambling...and likely nothing in viewing.
WEEK 9: 3-1-1 Record - moving me back into a tie for 3rd place.
Pretty solid bounce back week for me after falling under the 50% mark last week. Here is how it broke out...
1) NYG -6 @ SEA. WIN
I rarely feel amazing about my selections. If I were near a casino I would have dumped at least $50 on this line. There has been only 1 other line all season that I felt this good about and that was week 4 in which the Jets were favored by 5.5 at Buffalo. This is when Buffalo couldn't do anything and the Jets were pummeling teams. I said to my friend Steve F: "I would bet a house on this game." I wish I would have done the same with the Giants. They were up 28-0 before I even blinked and destroyed Seattle.
2) TB +8 @ ATL. WIN
Tampa, as I mentioned in my last post, looks strong this season after a pitiful 2009. Atlanta is good, but 8 points was just the right amount of cushion for me. It turned out to be almost the exact cushion Tampa gamblers needed as the Falcons won by 6. Note: Tampa had a shot to win the the game late, but failed to convert on a 4th and 1 play.
3) NYJ -4 @ DET. LOSS
Thanks Jets. Detroit is definitely improving as Stafford is looking like a true starting QB. I thought to myself "no way Rex Ryan (coach of the Jets) allows this team lose to DET this week. They are going to be pissed." The Jets were shut out at home a week earlier by the Packers (a game I was fortunate to be at). I was right, they didn't lose. But they also didn't win by enough - Jets by 3 on the first possession in Overtime.
4) IND +3 @ PHI. WIN
This was nothing but good ol' fashioned luck. This bet seemed too good to be true. Indy as an underdog against an Eagles team that is strong but starting a QB coming off of a rib inury? THROW THE HOUSE AT IT! Better to be lucky than good, right? A sketchy at best unnecessary roughness call on PHI defensive end Trent Cole kept a late Colts drive alive long enough for Peyton to punch in one more TD. See the highlight at about 2:25 here. Philly wins by 2 as they run out the clock. INDY gamblers everywhere rejoice!
5) BUF +3 vs. CHI (In Toronto). TIE
This game was one of those feel good picks that I couldn't avoid. Buffalo had lost two games in a row in OT by 3 points. Chicago was shaky going into their bye week and traveling to an indoor stadium in Canada. Buffalo was winning late in the 4th quarter and trying to put the game away when quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick threw an interception that led to the CHI game winning TD. Apparently 0-8 teams really do find ways to blow games, because Buffalo had an Extra Point blocked and Chicago hit a 2 pt conversion. It changed the entire outcome of the game for the gambling public. Chicago wins 22-19.
SEASON RECORD: 21-21-3
Talk about Even Steven.
For those of you who are new, here is how it works: We pick 5 games/lines every week to bet against in the NFL. We keep score all season on how well we do against the Vegas spreads. Winner takes all. At $20 a head and a small amount of players, the title of the contest seems appropriate.
Before Week 8's games, I was in 2nd place and felt good about my selections. After Week 8, I was in 4th place and discouraged. Such as life in the world of a guy just looking for a break. It likely doesn't matter how I fare each week, but it's fun to pretend like I can catch Steve L. Read my last post to learn about the real contest and to see how the guy leading our $20 contest would be within spitting distance of the pedestal.
But, the beauty of the NFL is that each week brings new life. Here are my Week 9 picks and how I fared. I know it's Monday and there is still one game left, but I wanted nothing to do with the PIT/CIN game. Nothing in gambling...and likely nothing in viewing.
WEEK 9: 3-1-1 Record - moving me back into a tie for 3rd place.
Pretty solid bounce back week for me after falling under the 50% mark last week. Here is how it broke out...
1) NYG -6 @ SEA. WIN
I rarely feel amazing about my selections. If I were near a casino I would have dumped at least $50 on this line. There has been only 1 other line all season that I felt this good about and that was week 4 in which the Jets were favored by 5.5 at Buffalo. This is when Buffalo couldn't do anything and the Jets were pummeling teams. I said to my friend Steve F: "I would bet a house on this game." I wish I would have done the same with the Giants. They were up 28-0 before I even blinked and destroyed Seattle.
2) TB +8 @ ATL. WIN
Tampa, as I mentioned in my last post, looks strong this season after a pitiful 2009. Atlanta is good, but 8 points was just the right amount of cushion for me. It turned out to be almost the exact cushion Tampa gamblers needed as the Falcons won by 6. Note: Tampa had a shot to win the the game late, but failed to convert on a 4th and 1 play.
3) NYJ -4 @ DET. LOSS
Thanks Jets. Detroit is definitely improving as Stafford is looking like a true starting QB. I thought to myself "no way Rex Ryan (coach of the Jets) allows this team lose to DET this week. They are going to be pissed." The Jets were shut out at home a week earlier by the Packers (a game I was fortunate to be at). I was right, they didn't lose. But they also didn't win by enough - Jets by 3 on the first possession in Overtime.
4) IND +3 @ PHI. WIN
This was nothing but good ol' fashioned luck. This bet seemed too good to be true. Indy as an underdog against an Eagles team that is strong but starting a QB coming off of a rib inury? THROW THE HOUSE AT IT! Better to be lucky than good, right? A sketchy at best unnecessary roughness call on PHI defensive end Trent Cole kept a late Colts drive alive long enough for Peyton to punch in one more TD. See the highlight at about 2:25 here. Philly wins by 2 as they run out the clock. INDY gamblers everywhere rejoice!
5) BUF +3 vs. CHI (In Toronto). TIE
This game was one of those feel good picks that I couldn't avoid. Buffalo had lost two games in a row in OT by 3 points. Chicago was shaky going into their bye week and traveling to an indoor stadium in Canada. Buffalo was winning late in the 4th quarter and trying to put the game away when quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick threw an interception that led to the CHI game winning TD. Apparently 0-8 teams really do find ways to blow games, because Buffalo had an Extra Point blocked and Chicago hit a 2 pt conversion. It changed the entire outcome of the game for the gambling public. Chicago wins 22-19.
SEASON RECORD: 21-21-3
Talk about Even Steven.
Friday, October 22, 2010
The Whipped Cream and Cherry of Football
In a classic Simpsons episode, Homer describes gambling as a way to make something you love even better to his 8-year-old daughter. He uses the ol' "Sundae with whipped cream and cherries" analogy...which, as we all know, is a classic:
Homer: You like ice cream, don't you?
Lisa: Uh huh.
Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge?
And mounds of whipped cream? [getting carried away] And chopped nuts?
And, ooh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up?
Mmm... Crumbled-up cookie things...
Lisa concludes that ``gambling makes a good thing even better.''
I was tempted to use that exact analogy to discuss gambling and the NFL... It is spot on. However, I want to share a statement that sums up how I feel about the topic:
"you know my obsession with sports is a problem when i find ways to make lions @ bills exciting"
My esteemed colleague (and writer of A Shot in the Arm) said the above to me via one of our many IM conversations about football, and more specifically about gambling.
I would say that neither one of us is a gambling addict (except for him), but that each of us would agree 100% that it's an activity that can make pointless things...pointed.
With that, I bring to you The Hilton Supercontest: "Win BIG in the most respected, challenging and prestigious Pro football handicapping contest in the world!" This "contest" pits 300+ people against each other ($1,500/head) in a season-long battle of choosing 5 NFL lines every week. As a gambling addict, Steve had to have a taste. Unfortunately for him, he works in education and can't afford the entrance fee (to be fair neither can I). So, he did the next logical thing possible: Started a friendly $20 game amongst friends.
We have just completed week 7 of what I am deeming the Contest of Insignificance. Appropriately named based on the difference between our prize and the Supercontest Pot of Prizes - roughly $524,880 for those keeping score at home. This thing is driving me bonkers. I have much more money "invested" into Fantasy Football, yet for some reason I found myself recklessly yelling at the TV when Ben Rapelisburger fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line against the Dolphins on Sunday. With about 2:30 remaining in the game, Big Ben ran for the end zone and had the ball knocked loose 6 inches short of the goal line. Pittsburgh was granted the ball after some deliberation and they elected to kick a field goal to take a 1 point lead. Steeler fans rejoice! Their team is winning by 1 point! Meanwhile, I am vomiting in the corner. I NEEDED that Touchdown. A field goal does me no good. Beating Miami by 1 is as good as a loss to me when they are supposed to win by at least 3!
WTF!?!&&*&!
Minutes later, I found myself vested in the Tampa Bay-St. Louis game. This game featured TWO teams that combined for FOUR wins in 2009...teams that were supposed to be terrible in 2010 (they are average right now). This is not a recipe for a game of interest. However, with seconds left in the game, Tampa Bay scored a touchdown to go up by 1 point. I have them selected at -2.5 (meaning they have to win by at least 3 points), so my frustration continues. But wait! Hold the phone! Steve reminds me that the Buccaneers will go for the 2-point conversion instead of the extra point! They have a chance to go up by 3 points! Sadly, they fail (or I fail since Tampa still won the game...by 1 point).
WTF!?!&&*&!
This is what makes the Supercontest (and gambling in general) so great. I could have cared less about the Dolphins and Steelers or Buccaneers and Rams. But, each game was one of my 5 picks for the week. You have to find a way to make it exciting.
Check back for regular updates on my progress through this tumultuous NFL season. As we approach the halfway point, I am just below .500 with 16 wins, 17 losses and 2 ties. The good news is that my record is barely good enough for 2nd place in the Contest of Insignificance. The bad news is that Steve L (yes, a different Steve) is just crushing everyone right now (record: 21-12-2). In fact, that b@st@rd's record would put him in the running for the actual Supercontest in Vegas - the leader has 25 wins.
This just shows us that whoever is making these lines is good at it.
Here are my picks for Week 8:
DEN -even: I just don't see how SF can win without Alex Smith. My gut is crying for me to leave this game alone, but I don't believe in the Troy Smith era. I believe in Frank Gore, but also think it will be hard for SF to run with 14 guys in the box.
TB +3: This pick is solely on how disgusted I am by Arizona this year. Also, TB is showing improvement all the time and manages to keep games close.
PIT -even: New Orleans could easily show up for this game. They don't have a running game and Pittsburgh doesn't allow teams to run...so that's a wash. With Big Ben at the healm, I see enough Pitt O to overcome a potential 45 pass onslaught from Brees.
OAK -2.5: This may be the first game OAK has been favored in all year. I'm too lazy to check, but know that Seattle is about 1/2 the team on the road. Maybe they only bring 1/2 of their players?
DAL +6.5: I was really close to picking Miami+2 here. I may come to eat it. Jacksonville's defense can't stop anyone and I am hoping that gives Kitna the cushion he needs to cover up for his inevitable 2 INT game. The good news? Garrard is bad on the road and hasn't played since his concussion. I like the guy, not the situation.
UPDATE (11/2/10): I went 2-3 this week. That isn't going to cut it.
Homer: You like ice cream, don't you?
Lisa: Uh huh.
Homer: And don't you like ice cream better when it's covered with hot fudge?
And mounds of whipped cream? [getting carried away] And chopped nuts?
And, ooh, those crumbled-up cookie things they mash up?
Mmm... Crumbled-up cookie things...
Lisa concludes that ``gambling makes a good thing even better.''
I was tempted to use that exact analogy to discuss gambling and the NFL... It is spot on. However, I want to share a statement that sums up how I feel about the topic:
"you know my obsession with sports is a problem when i find ways to make lions @ bills exciting"
My esteemed colleague (and writer of A Shot in the Arm) said the above to me via one of our many IM conversations about football, and more specifically about gambling.
I would say that neither one of us is a gambling addict (except for him), but that each of us would agree 100% that it's an activity that can make pointless things...pointed.
With that, I bring to you The Hilton Supercontest: "Win BIG in the most respected, challenging and prestigious Pro football handicapping contest in the world!" This "contest" pits 300+ people against each other ($1,500/head) in a season-long battle of choosing 5 NFL lines every week. As a gambling addict, Steve had to have a taste. Unfortunately for him, he works in education and can't afford the entrance fee (to be fair neither can I). So, he did the next logical thing possible: Started a friendly $20 game amongst friends.
We have just completed week 7 of what I am deeming the Contest of Insignificance. Appropriately named based on the difference between our prize and the Supercontest Pot of Prizes - roughly $524,880 for those keeping score at home. This thing is driving me bonkers. I have much more money "invested" into Fantasy Football, yet for some reason I found myself recklessly yelling at the TV when Ben Rapelisburger fumbled the ball at the 1 yard line against the Dolphins on Sunday. With about 2:30 remaining in the game, Big Ben ran for the end zone and had the ball knocked loose 6 inches short of the goal line. Pittsburgh was granted the ball after some deliberation and they elected to kick a field goal to take a 1 point lead. Steeler fans rejoice! Their team is winning by 1 point! Meanwhile, I am vomiting in the corner. I NEEDED that Touchdown. A field goal does me no good. Beating Miami by 1 is as good as a loss to me when they are supposed to win by at least 3!
WTF!?!&&*&!
Minutes later, I found myself vested in the Tampa Bay-St. Louis game. This game featured TWO teams that combined for FOUR wins in 2009...teams that were supposed to be terrible in 2010 (they are average right now). This is not a recipe for a game of interest. However, with seconds left in the game, Tampa Bay scored a touchdown to go up by 1 point. I have them selected at -2.5 (meaning they have to win by at least 3 points), so my frustration continues. But wait! Hold the phone! Steve reminds me that the Buccaneers will go for the 2-point conversion instead of the extra point! They have a chance to go up by 3 points! Sadly, they fail (or I fail since Tampa still won the game...by 1 point).
WTF!?!&&*&!
This is what makes the Supercontest (and gambling in general) so great. I could have cared less about the Dolphins and Steelers or Buccaneers and Rams. But, each game was one of my 5 picks for the week. You have to find a way to make it exciting.
Check back for regular updates on my progress through this tumultuous NFL season. As we approach the halfway point, I am just below .500 with 16 wins, 17 losses and 2 ties. The good news is that my record is barely good enough for 2nd place in the Contest of Insignificance. The bad news is that Steve L (yes, a different Steve) is just crushing everyone right now (record: 21-12-2). In fact, that b@st@rd's record would put him in the running for the actual Supercontest in Vegas - the leader has 25 wins.
This just shows us that whoever is making these lines is good at it.
Here are my picks for Week 8:
DEN -even: I just don't see how SF can win without Alex Smith. My gut is crying for me to leave this game alone, but I don't believe in the Troy Smith era. I believe in Frank Gore, but also think it will be hard for SF to run with 14 guys in the box.
TB +3: This pick is solely on how disgusted I am by Arizona this year. Also, TB is showing improvement all the time and manages to keep games close.
PIT -even: New Orleans could easily show up for this game. They don't have a running game and Pittsburgh doesn't allow teams to run...so that's a wash. With Big Ben at the healm, I see enough Pitt O to overcome a potential 45 pass onslaught from Brees.
OAK -2.5: This may be the first game OAK has been favored in all year. I'm too lazy to check, but know that Seattle is about 1/2 the team on the road. Maybe they only bring 1/2 of their players?
DAL +6.5: I was really close to picking Miami+2 here. I may come to eat it. Jacksonville's defense can't stop anyone and I am hoping that gives Kitna the cushion he needs to cover up for his inevitable 2 INT game. The good news? Garrard is bad on the road and hasn't played since his concussion. I like the guy, not the situation.
UPDATE (11/2/10): I went 2-3 this week. That isn't going to cut it.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Dear Football...
Why do I love thee so? Why do I invest my heart and time into you? You don't love me back. You invest nothing into me. You just take...take...take. Oh, Football.
This last Sunday, Football, you crossed the line. For the second straight week you felt it necessary to send my Packers into overtime against a middle of the road team. And for the second straight week, you broke my heart. Three losses in four weeks? It is beginning to get very difficult to trust you, Football.
On top of giving a 3-3 start to the Packers, you have been destroying my favorite football team with injuries. Why would you send 4 starters to the depths of the Injured Reserve list in the first 5 weeks? What did Nick Barnett, Ryan Grant, Jermichael Finley and Morgan Burnett do to you? Why give Aaron Rodgers a concussion? Why tweak at Clay Matthews' hamstring? They have done nothing but give 100% of their life to you. Football, you are starting to piss me off.
As if ruining the Packers' season wasn't enough for you. You just had to take it one step further and start harassing my Fantasy Football teams. It wasn't bad enough that I have two teams at 2-4. You even decided to deliver injuries to BOTH of the starting WRs on my team with a 4-2 record: Malcom Floyd and DeSean Jackson. The latter of whom could be affected for the rest of his life. I invest so much love, time, and passion into you Football. When will I see some love in return? Football, I am angry.
Will I quit on you? No. Will I give up hope? No. I stuck with you through the tough 2005 and 2008 Green Bay seasons where you gave my beloved Packers a combined 8-22 record. I have stuck with you despite the curse you have placed on me in Fantasy Football and the subsequently difficult seasons I have experienced over the last few years. Truthfully, I can't see myself without you every Fall. Sure I can forget about you in Spring during March Madness and Summer when I am running about town. But Fall? Winter? I will always be with you.
Football, you have a chance to do something right! It's only Week 6. You don't have to torment me for the next 14 weeks. You can be better. You can give more to the Packers and take less. You can give breakout seasons to the NFL players on my Fantasy Football rosters. You can prevent the Packers from getting utterly destroyed at the new (DVD Rack) Meadowlands Stadium when 16 of my Packer-supporting friends join me to cheer for our team on Halloween afternoon. You can give me something back!
Dear Football,
I will always love you. But right now, you are really pissing me off.
UPDATE (10/26 - 10:48am): While the below photo was meant to show my anger at you Football, you showed signs of compassion on Sunday night. Feel free to continue that trend through the cold of winter!
This last Sunday, Football, you crossed the line. For the second straight week you felt it necessary to send my Packers into overtime against a middle of the road team. And for the second straight week, you broke my heart. Three losses in four weeks? It is beginning to get very difficult to trust you, Football.
On top of giving a 3-3 start to the Packers, you have been destroying my favorite football team with injuries. Why would you send 4 starters to the depths of the Injured Reserve list in the first 5 weeks? What did Nick Barnett, Ryan Grant, Jermichael Finley and Morgan Burnett do to you? Why give Aaron Rodgers a concussion? Why tweak at Clay Matthews' hamstring? They have done nothing but give 100% of their life to you. Football, you are starting to piss me off.
As if ruining the Packers' season wasn't enough for you. You just had to take it one step further and start harassing my Fantasy Football teams. It wasn't bad enough that I have two teams at 2-4. You even decided to deliver injuries to BOTH of the starting WRs on my team with a 4-2 record: Malcom Floyd and DeSean Jackson. The latter of whom could be affected for the rest of his life. I invest so much love, time, and passion into you Football. When will I see some love in return? Football, I am angry.
Will I quit on you? No. Will I give up hope? No. I stuck with you through the tough 2005 and 2008 Green Bay seasons where you gave my beloved Packers a combined 8-22 record. I have stuck with you despite the curse you have placed on me in Fantasy Football and the subsequently difficult seasons I have experienced over the last few years. Truthfully, I can't see myself without you every Fall. Sure I can forget about you in Spring during March Madness and Summer when I am running about town. But Fall? Winter? I will always be with you.
Football, you have a chance to do something right! It's only Week 6. You don't have to torment me for the next 14 weeks. You can be better. You can give more to the Packers and take less. You can give breakout seasons to the NFL players on my Fantasy Football rosters. You can prevent the Packers from getting utterly destroyed at the new (DVD Rack) Meadowlands Stadium when 16 of my Packer-supporting friends join me to cheer for our team on Halloween afternoon. You can give me something back!
Dear Football,
I will always love you. But right now, you are really pissing me off.
UPDATE (10/26 - 10:48am): While the below photo was meant to show my anger at you Football, you showed signs of compassion on Sunday night. Feel free to continue that trend through the cold of winter!
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Seriously Black Keys...Knock It Off
Ok Ok...I know. I have a total of 5 blog posts, so why use post #6 about a band I have already discussed in this space? Because in one word, they are AWESOME. I only say "Knock it Off," because I shouldn't be compelled to write about one subject so often. Yet here we are.
Since my original review of Brothers from its release week, I have been spinning the disc regularly (and by "spin the disc" I clearly mean "push the digital play button"). You will be happy to know that the disc is still great and I don't feel compelled to stop listening any time soon.
Recently, my esteemed colleague (with a gambling problem), had posted a link accompanied by a selection of ambiguous text: "Pretty sure I never get sick of this song (or the video)." Like I do with most of his links (despite the lack of detail around them), I clicked.
What I was treated to was the official Black Keys' video for the album's single Tighten Up. At this point you have to realize that it is worth watching; simply due to the fact that I have written an entire post about it. With a band like the Black Keys, you don't expect them to come out with amazing videos. To be frank, they don't need to. I already discussed the song's (and album's) qualities here, but they absolutely hit the mark. This video just rules. I will let you watch NOW...feel free to come back to read my highlights when you are done with your music video homework.
The Highlights:
1) I love, love, love watching kids lip synch adult songs. The kid with the glasses absolutely ruled at it with my favorite part at about 2:12
2) The kid with the glasses (aka tiny Patrick Carney) reminds me a TON of this famous Sports movie character:
3) Simply put, the reaction of Dan Auerbach at 2:18 as his kid punches Carney's kid.
4) Then, as Auerbach and Carney attempt to break up the fight (finally), who doesn't love watching a group of kids beat on some adults. Awesome.
5) Auerbach absolutely just tosses a kid on the ground at 2:59 as he begins to gawk at the babe.
It's a side I love to see from the Black Keys. You know they aren't taking themselves too seriously, but are seriously good at what they do. A comedic, light-hearted music video doesn't seem like an avenue they would have explored, but I am certainly glad that they did. If you haven't gotten acquainted yet with Brothers, give it a try. However, in the words of the great Bob Slydell, "I celebrate this [band's] entire catalog," so you should give any of their discs a whirl. And if you haven't gotten into one of my favorite bands at this point, I will be forced to (yet again) try to convince you in the next 5-7 posts.
Since my original review of Brothers from its release week, I have been spinning the disc regularly (and by "spin the disc" I clearly mean "push the digital play button"). You will be happy to know that the disc is still great and I don't feel compelled to stop listening any time soon.
Recently, my esteemed colleague (with a gambling problem), had posted a link accompanied by a selection of ambiguous text: "Pretty sure I never get sick of this song (or the video)." Like I do with most of his links (despite the lack of detail around them), I clicked.
What I was treated to was the official Black Keys' video for the album's single Tighten Up. At this point you have to realize that it is worth watching; simply due to the fact that I have written an entire post about it. With a band like the Black Keys, you don't expect them to come out with amazing videos. To be frank, they don't need to. I already discussed the song's (and album's) qualities here, but they absolutely hit the mark. This video just rules. I will let you watch NOW...feel free to come back to read my highlights when you are done with your music video homework.
The Black Keys - Tighten Up - Official Video from Chris Marrs Piliero on Vimeo.
The Highlights:
1) I love, love, love watching kids lip synch adult songs. The kid with the glasses absolutely ruled at it with my favorite part at about 2:12
2) The kid with the glasses (aka tiny Patrick Carney) reminds me a TON of this famous Sports movie character:
3) Simply put, the reaction of Dan Auerbach at 2:18 as his kid punches Carney's kid.
4) Then, as Auerbach and Carney attempt to break up the fight (finally), who doesn't love watching a group of kids beat on some adults. Awesome.
5) Auerbach absolutely just tosses a kid on the ground at 2:59 as he begins to gawk at the babe.
It's a side I love to see from the Black Keys. You know they aren't taking themselves too seriously, but are seriously good at what they do. A comedic, light-hearted music video doesn't seem like an avenue they would have explored, but I am certainly glad that they did. If you haven't gotten acquainted yet with Brothers, give it a try. However, in the words of the great Bob Slydell, "I celebrate this [band's] entire catalog," so you should give any of their discs a whirl. And if you haven't gotten into one of my favorite bands at this point, I will be forced to (yet again) try to convince you in the next 5-7 posts.
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